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  1. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Buying Hawks?

    Anyone know the loaner ship for the Hawk? I don't want to get a Warlock if that's gonna be it.
  2. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Is The Glaive Worth It?

    I just melted mine last night for a Hammerhead or a player to be named later. I used to like to take it out to Kareah and scare the shit out of noobs. The chat usually went like this: NOOB1: "Holy shit! WTF was THAT!" NOOB2: "I don't know, but it was pretty easy to shoot down, and he never even...
  3. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Aegis Hammerhead

    The obvious name for my HH: MC Hammer...Head The obvious ship's motto: U Can't touch this
  4. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Aegis Hammerhead

    I just melted my Glaive. I had a Hammerhead in my cart, but I decided to hold off to see what sexual favors...er, I mean, ships the other manufacturers had to offer. I feel good about this ship though. This thing and an Eclipse ought to provide pretty good cover for my big guys without running...
  5. Carlos Spicyweiner

    What's that new CO ship? 28 Nov Tue Release

    This looks like a dinosaur on fire running behind a tree or bush that's also on fire. So I think CO is going to sell genetically engineered pets. But this could also be flashbacks to the Rorschach test I took last week.
  6. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Found It Finally

    Assemble the TEST Reclaimers!
  7. Carlos Spicyweiner

    I'm doing my part!

    That's my alias, in case of stuff
  8. Carlos Spicyweiner

    I'm doing my part!

    I would like to know more!
  9. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Star Citizen 3.0 MEGA THREAD! Post your shit in here!

    I think I can dry these out and smoke them!
  10. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Star Citizen 3.0 MEGA THREAD! Post your shit in here!

    SF is still huge, I think the 300 was closer to me. As a side note, a lot of these smaller ships are very sloppy handlers in-atmosphere, but the sky pigs are quite docile
  11. Carlos Spicyweiner

    PSA: Go outside, everyone.

    Okay, I'll go outside and play after I reset 6 more comm arrays and kill off the nine tails...crap, something sticky is keeping me in this chair...seems to be a mixture of cheese dip and mountain dew. I'm done for, go on without me. SAVE YOURSELVES!!
  12. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Ram Ships?

    I drive a Dodge Ram pickup. It is not good for ramming stuff, not to mention the cops generally disapprove of stuff like that
  13. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Does toilet paper have 2 holes or 1?

    Starts out with NO holes at all, but depending on how much pressure you apply(and the fiber in your diet), you can end up with one or more holes in the paper, and/or one or more..."compromised" fingers:hand_splayed::poop:. This is a scientific fact. I didn't have to watch the video.
  14. Carlos Spicyweiner

    TEST pet update.

    We are most certainly thinking too small if we limit this thing to just carrying beer! There’s scotch, vodka, bourbon...hell, even sake!
  15. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Another amazing milestone to announce!

    It amazes me that someone could spend $15 for 200 "thumbs up" emojis. They should be saving that money for the anniversary sale! $15 bucks is almost half an Aurora! And an Aurora has a pant load more pixels than a "thumbs up" emoji!
  16. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Check out the glorious bastards in this thread

    Those are hilariously hideous!
  17. Carlos Spicyweiner

    B I R D S

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