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That kinda closed the door on my pondering...

Heresy bars and beers for everyone in TEST SQUARDON!!! Hip hip whore-a!!

And that's not all! Some of us are brave enough to actually TALK to them!

I’ll Put up his bail if I can just get a few stock tips

YES! A new noun! I am an ALCONAUT!!

That belongs on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel!

All thanks to your magnificent guidance, Glorious Leader!

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Welcome to my home. My name is Carlos Spicyweiner and I have been a member of TEST Squardon for a little over 2 years. By day, I run a corporation responsible for the cleaning and detailing of TEST Auroras, sewage removal and restocking of Aurora mini bars with beer. It is an awesome...

My space pants are getting tight again

In analytic geometry, an asymptote of a curve is a line such that the distance between the curve and the line approaches zero as one or both of the x or y coordinates tends to infinity. Just remembered this from my...analytic geometry class? Aw, who am I kidding. I never got higher than my...

C'mon man! That whole story just to hypothesize on the effects of ballistics on an X1? And WTF? Why did you leave us hanging like that!? I'm on the edge of my seat wondering if the bog rolls got to their destination! Where is part 2?!

$20 bucks for that sweet ride! I want Ninja Girl and Glorious Leader to negotiate my next new truck(in about 7 years, once I pay off the crappy deal I got on this one:rage:)

I've been through that line 12 times now with the same result(which they tell me is a symptom of insanity). But the joke's on them. I'm just doing it for the finger up the patootie(which they tell me is a symptom of insanity). Oh yeah, welcome to TEST,3unny!

That is exactly what I told my friends the day after I lost my virginity

Won't work for TEST. Everyone will want to be "expendable"

I'm working on the "Tactical Penis" formation as we speak, to be followed shortly by the "Tactical Dickbutt". The advantages of these formations should be obvious.

Please, CIG!!!! Give us 3.0! I don't care HOW broken it is!

What makes it weird is wearing the socks. How can you do ANYTHING on the internet with socks on? How are the guppies supposed to nibble on your toes when you have your feet in the aquarium?

A Taurus(named We Are Owl). I could start out hauling legit cargo in(so called)safe space until I made enough to hire escorts(the spaceship escorts, not the other kind. Keep your minds out of the gutter), and venture out into the more dangerous and lucrative expanse.