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I have no words...just tears of joy and awesomeness.

Oh my...you have evidently been misled! We here at TEST do not partake in intoxicants of any kind! We find it could dull the sharp edges of our razor sharp minds. Furthermore...PHTTTT!...BWAHAHAHAHA! I just made beer come out of my own nose! I crack myself up! Jambo, and welcome to TEST!

Welcome aboard! We pretty much drink beer and accomplish great feats of daring-do with our spaceships, which we tend not to remember later!

Can you prove that mathematically?

Remember!!! Alcohol and C4 don't mix! It don't blow up and it don't taste good!

Exhibiting genius like this should get you exempt from the exam!

I was okay up to the equations for "dry friction", "work", and "work energy". Too much like real life!

No missiles or even countermeasures that I could see. It's a sittin' duck!

"Star Citizens of every organization! I come to you as a messenger from the glorious leader of TEST SQUADRON, Montoya, on this day, the celebration of his birth! In recognition that with age comes wisdom, Montoya has renounced war and violence and the taking of profit by violent means! He has...

Thank you. I am even more damaged now(and that thing has to be AT LEAST as expensive as a wife or girlfriend).

Definitely built by Anvil.

I got 2, Skeeter 1 and Skeeter 2. I consider the Prospector to be a work of industrial art. I really hope that they come on line at about the same time as the hull series, because I want to use the skeeters in conjunction with a Hull C, just mining and hauling, mining and hauling, mining and...

I'm not wearing an air cleaner from a '78 Ford Fiesta on my face.

Mazel Tov!

I bought one flat out this afternoon, and CCU'd my 'lancer MAX(I can get that anytime)a few minutes ago, then I checked the hangar and found that by doing that, I had lost the LTI to the 6 month policy on the MAX. So I stopped screaming after a few minutes and melted the Prospector for store...

I got that Orion in the bag! Here's my application: "I own all the vessel types except salvage and medical. My preferred system is where you need me, and the operations I perform there are the ones that you require me to perform. I exist to turn a profit for my employer, which in turn results in...

Ahh, crap! I might as well not even enter now!

Okay, I can see the path a little clearer now. 3 or 4 of these things operating with a Hull series or some Freelancers and a beerfarer and some fighters, you could stay out there until the beer runs out. Or you can afford an Orion, or an 890 Jump. I named mine Skeeter 1.

Oh no! Looks like a couple of steaks to keep the Pitbull occupied!

That nice old couple down the street is going to be pissed when they see what I'm going to do to their Chrysler Pacifica. There's a newer Ford Econoline a couple blocks over, but he's got a Pit bull. Anywho, I can do this! Thanks a lot, this is great work!