"Hello All Hope the Test is going OK?"
There's a frakin' test?!?!?! Nobody said ANYTHING about a TEST!! Now I got to study...something. What's the test on, anyway? Is this some kind of [CERTIFIED] test or something? Crap...I'm not ready for this. Oh, welcome to TEST Squadron!
Proposed TEST Brevity List
Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Mo, pick a target and away we go= Blaze away at someone who's not on our team(especially me)
Winchester= Out of ammo or beer, whichever is more important at the moment
Bingo= Low on fuel or beer, whichever is more important at the moment
Holy...
I want to jam with this cat, man. He's the only dude I know named "sax" that can make saxophone sounds come out of a trumpet. He's a freakin' genius, and I should know 'cause I've jammed with Miles Davis(as far as you know), and HE couldn't do it!