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Aquila-"The Walking Catfish", because I saw one the other day, and I said to my neighbor "that thing looks like a Constellation Aquila", and he said, "what the hell are you talking about?" Freelancer DUR- "The Kate Upton", because, well...just look at the bow on her, she's got these two big...

1) Drink at least 4 beers(or beverage of your choice) 2) Upon spawning, make a run for the nearest large chunk of rock or scrap metal and hide behind it. 3) Pop up and get a missile lock on some poor slob with all 4 missiles and fire away. 4) Your missiles will miss, try not to whimper like a...

Might we risk crashing our Auroras under the influence of a concoction such as this? Oh, sorry...stupid question. FRIGGIN AWESOME IDEA!!!!!

This I also swear...with bacon and extra cheese...and beer.

I know why you did it! You knew I needed a new desktop wallpaper! Nice job!

If 2.0 is going to be ANYTHING like this, I am going to KICK ASS!

No missiles, but it might have some kind of cholesterol beam or something.*shudders*

I've seen things like this mounted on beautifully stained, sealed and varnished hardwoods(my favorite is walnut), and trapped under a piece of Plexiglas which is attached to the wood with brass screws. You can put a fancy edge on the wood with a router, or build a frame around it with a lighter...

I volunteer for recon!

The DUR sings to me of freedom and pride. It seems to know it is well endowed, and still refuses to wear a brassiere, simultaneously declaring it's liberation and providing immature drunks like myself comedic material. Oh yeah, and of course, you can single hand it, haul lots of junk, and do...

First, I'll have you know that my maiden name is Assmcfart, of the Pahrump Assmcfarts, and we are a proud clan! Now, onto your inquiries: 1) I was conceived, born and partially raised in the aft compartment of an Aurora. I always thought it looked like an Aurora because I had nothing to compare...

Everyone's welcome on my DUR and/or the new Taurus. Just chip in for gas, bring your own towels and sheets, and don't flush anything down the toilet that hasn't been eaten or drank first.

I think they're already doing that with the flaming greycats. One of those things hits me in the ass every 5 minutes and I wake up in that damn med unit, no doctor, no pain meds. Can't believe obamacare lasted almost 1,000 years. And not COMPLETELY off topic, wouldn't the Flaming Greycats be a...

A souped up retaliator that can keep up with 1 or more squadrons of sabres as a command and control ship, bristling with BIG guns, stripped of all ground attack capabilities, but stuffed with torpedoes for capital ships, with dedicated E-war and communications suites. That should protect my...

I just got a tingly feeling in my nether regions.

Bad news: No treats for the kids. Good news: I have enough toilet paper for 2016

Now this is what I'm talkin' about! I'm your guy for small, important loads like rubber dog crap from Hong Kong and those spring loaded toilet paper roll holders. I'll haul stuff that explodes, but I gotta stop for smoke breaks(or maybe not, if I get bored). Anything that will fit in a...

Easy. Star trek next gen, with Wesley Crusher and his stupid eidetic memory. I sooo wanted to steal his inhaler and stuff him into a locker. He made the rest of us with eidetic memories(that we destroyed with alcohol)look bad.