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  1. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Ship Talk #14: Cargo and Transport Part 1

    Is there an actual purpose to the Reliant's swingy wingy thingy, or is it like Nigel Tufnel's Spinal Tap amplifier that goes to 11? Don't get me wrong, I love the thing and I bought one, but I was just wondering. I actually look forward to giving the order, "Nigel,(that's going to be the name of...
  2. Carlos Spicyweiner

    asian gamer's introduction

    Yeah right. Admit it, yer a PIRATE!!! Which can only be met with ONE reaction: WELCOME TO TEST!!!!
  3. Carlos Spicyweiner

    a Modest Proposal

    Oh my!! That's approximately 42% better!
  4. Carlos Spicyweiner

    a Modest Proposal

    I propose we add at least one dodecahedron to designate the position of "Drawer of Cubes and Triangles/D&D Dungeon Master". You know, just for efficiency.
  5. Carlos Spicyweiner

    2.0 live tonight confirmed on reverse the verse

    Damn, and I've already had 7 beers and I\m in no shape to fly! Oh...wait, I'm in TEST, I'm OVER QUALIFIED to fly.
  6. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Chris Roberts is onto us!!!

    Oh man, TEST insurance rates are going to skyrocket.
  7. Carlos Spicyweiner

    TheoryCrafting/Perdictions based on most recent Lore

    I say only Chevrolet can make a decent 'vette, and putting guns on it just to call it a "combat" Corvette completely destroys the styling and even the sporting intent of the car. Now a combat Mustang, that's a horse of a different color. :oops:Belay that. I just realized you are talking about...
  8. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Chris Roberts is onto us!!!

    Crap. I might have to actually learn to fly.
  9. Carlos Spicyweiner

    " Name that ship "

    Okay, name update after the sale orgy dust has settled: Mustang Alpha: The Face Hugger Mustang Delta: The War Pony Reliant: The Buffalo Hot Wing Freelancer MIS: The Pam Anderson 325a: Super Snake Avenger Stalker: The Happy Feet Avenger Warlock: The Tennessee Tuxedo Aurora LN: The Beer Fart...
  10. Carlos Spicyweiner

    TEST SQUADRON HANDBOOK - MANDATORY

    That sounds silly, I'm getting a Carrack racing team together...I figure 42% faster than a BMM.
  11. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Have Montoya review Star Citizen HOTAS Both

    Sign me up! What's a "HOTAS"?
  12. Carlos Spicyweiner

    TEST SQUADRON HANDBOOK - MANDATORY

    Too many big words...and so many abbreviations! But they left one out: CRS, which is what I am afflicted with: Can't Remember Shit. One thing that caught my eye regarding the electrical system though, Auroras have battery backups! That should keep the ipod and the beer cooler running until I...
  13. Carlos Spicyweiner

    I wanna go fast!

    I think the M50 is the fastest ship in the game right now, but its pretty much a one trick pony(racer). A 325a will get you 230 m/s and has a pretty good weps loadout.
  14. Carlos Spicyweiner

    OLO

    Howdy!
  15. Carlos Spicyweiner

    December 2015 giveaway! A cool TEST Desk Mat!

    Mul on 12-tolline peenise (I'll give you a hint...it is in the most romantic language on this and many other planets...yes, it's Estonian!)
  16. Carlos Spicyweiner

    What is your TEST Pirate Alt Name?

    I hope the cops aren't watching this thread.
  17. Carlos Spicyweiner

    What is your TEST Pirate Alt Name?

    A name that will strike fear into the hearts of men? I am...THE TAX MAN!!
  18. Carlos Spicyweiner

    TESTie wallpapers

    If you get the time, how about "Call Carlos Spicyweiner for a 42% cleaner Aurora"? Thanks!
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