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  1. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Question on Escaping Fights through Quantum Jump

    I have a Warlock, which seemed like a nifty thing to have, but evidently I don't know how to use it correctly. I can only imagine that it would be used to wolf pack a large vessel with your fellow wolves standing off out of range until after you trigger the device and attacking while you...
  2. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Question on Escaping Fights through Quantum Jump

    It hasn't worked for me yet, but the following 4 simple steps have: 1) Stop screaming 2) Change IFCS to CRU and floor it 3) Change space diaper 4) Go to the bar and change the story around to make you look like a hero
  3. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Flour or Corn?

    The answer is corn, always corn, and welcome to TEST!(now I want tacos)
  4. Carlos Spicyweiner

    WTB <$75 LTI Ship

    I really hope I'm right about this. I keep hearing that insurance is going to be a pretty inconsequential expense and it's going to be in-game money anyway, but there are some pretty strange rangers out there already. I lifted off from Olisar in my connie the other night, and some...guy in a...
  5. Carlos Spicyweiner

    WTB <$75 LTI Ship

    When is the is the holiday sale starting? Everything is going on sale again, including the $30 P-72 with LTI.
  6. Carlos Spicyweiner

    The new / reworked Freelancer

    A 30% larger space penis. Always a good thing.
  7. Carlos Spicyweiner

    The new / reworked Freelancer

    I agree. I have two of them and they're my favorites. I always want to be the first to put a scratch on a new vehicle, so I'm glad they're all spritzed up now. I understand that they WILL start to suffer some wear and tear in the game though. No problem, just adds character!
  8. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Am I drunk or is there a free for all sale next week?

    I'm definitely drunk, but I heard him say it was going to be just like the anniversary sale.
  9. Carlos Spicyweiner

    How many ships is too many?

    Only seven ships? HA! What a light weight!! Try 13!(Say, can you spare a few bucks for a samich and a cup of coffee? I haven't eaten in 2 days, BUT I GOT 13 SHIPS!!!)
  10. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Finally said to hell with my Cutlass and upgraded to a Freelancer!

    I have 2 freelancers, a DUR and a MIS. I CCUed a Cutlass Blue to a Redeemer the other day because I just couldn't figure out the role it would play in my grand scheme to rule the universe(only for about an hour, then it's time for beer, football and a nap). Fun to fly, but I'm not a pirate and I...
  11. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Im too old for this shit

    Welcome to TEST. Dibs on your beer ration!!!
  12. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Noooo! not the snow again!

    That's snow? I thought it was fallout from exploding Aurora power cores.
  13. Carlos Spicyweiner

    [Spoilers] How to Experience Million Mile High Club for Anyone

    ohhhh, I don't think so. That bouncer looks familiar, I think he just shot me and stole my connie out at the security station. Bastard.:mad:
  14. Carlos Spicyweiner

    So I have been thinking...

    That cat looks alive to me.
  15. Carlos Spicyweiner

    Drinks prices are unacceptable

    Does seem a bit steep considering you can get a Greycat painted for 5k or a Strife Mass Driver for 10k.
  16. Carlos Spicyweiner

    So I have been thinking...

    Any references to Schrodinger's Cat should render you ineligible to post further replies to this thread due to an over abundance of intellect.
  17. Carlos Spicyweiner

    So I have been thinking...

    Never got my aurora stuck in traffic, but I'm thinking of buying one just so I can say "I got stuck in traffic in my Aurora", or "my Aurora got a flat tire today", or my favorite, "My systems really DID overheat in my Aurora today, now I need a new radiator". Oh, and I am definitely pro...
  18. Carlos Spicyweiner

    SC Alpha 2.0 Keybinds

    Thank you!
  19. Carlos Spicyweiner

    My EZ hab pod is filthy!

    Has anyone else noticed that if you keep re-spawning in the EZ hab, it gets progressively more unsanitary? I just woke up surrounded by 8 rolls of toilet paper, at least 6 empty beer cans, an empty whiskey bottle, two partially eaten Big Benny's and some dirty magazines! I always expected space...
  20. Carlos Spicyweiner

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