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I like the 325a, but there's no bathroom and the boarding ladder won't retract. The Mustang Beta has a bathroom, storage for "cargo"(aka BEER), and a TV! Not to mention that after scientific testing in combat, I've found that I get my ass shot down in a 325a just as frequently as I do in the...

I am going to tattoo this backwards on my forehead so I can see it in the rear view mirror of my Aurora. This is some real Kung Fu Panda stuff!!!

Holy crap! I'm going to have to get a brain somewhere if SC gets like this.

For my money, Swordfish and Shark put up the best fights, and there ain't much tastier then a nice Swordfish steak or smoked, barbecued Shark! <---Porpoise are deadly poisonous(and probably outrank you)! Leave them alone!

Good corn chips to you, too, amigo! Welcome to TEST!

I always thought it was his helmet.

Want bad! I'm going to wait for an Amazon package deal: Rift+one year supply of Dramamine and free shipping.

I love this idea. And my first question is, why is the bathroom door on my Freelancer locked?

Ack! pardonnez-moi, mademoiselle! I sometimes assume too much!

Let's not be hasty here. If he teaches us how to crash without leaving the hangar, all we have to do is climb out of the wreckage and grab a beer from the fridge! No more messy dogfighting and cargo hauling and mining and salvage and looking for jump points and stuff! This could actually be the...

Going full Tex Cobb. I'll slog it out until things turn COMPLETELY craptastic, then I'm pulling the pin on the grenade I'm wearing around my neck and we'll just see what's next.

I like this one, but have had to modify it to fit my personal needs: Work out: Upper body days: Bacon, french fries and mayonnaise Leg days: sitting up and down in my comfortable leather ikea chair with a big plate of bacon, french fries and mayonnaise Cardio (5 to 7 times a week): walking to...

Yeah, I used to love my Delta, too. It was the perfect ship to take out to kareah and pick a fight with if I was feeling depressed and wanted to end it all. Yep, a few minutes later, I could wake up at Port Olisar with a smile on my face and a new outlook on life! Disclaimer: I am the absolute...

I have the apex prey badge. Is that kinda the same thing?

I don't mind it now because windows 10 came installed on the new computer I had to buy because microsoft tried to install it on my old windows 7 machine and fried the hard drive. Stupid microsoft.:mad:

*Staggers into room in heavy outlaw armor and fuzzy bunny slippers* Where do you guys keep the milk?...and who drew the kitty face on the Sasquatch?

Just a couple shots to show the result of a high speed dogfight collision between my connie and a freelancer. That lancer hit me HARD(but it killed him, #WINNING!)set off every alarm on the ship, so I figured a jump would either blow up the ship or get me home. Yes, I am awesome.

Once upon a 'verse, their beer flowed abundantly into our Aurora pilots, while flying upside sideways through what appeared to hydrogenate erotically through another mascot alpaca that looked disproportionate in an emu. Just before the emaciated fool trolled upwards romantically, Eminem...

Think I'll take my Freelancer out today.

"Meercat coming in sideways, no brakes... hot mess in bound." LOL'D for 10 minutes! You can be my wingman anytime! Welcome to TEST!