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  1. Halvix

    Lookout boys, we're about to crash this sausage party!

    Once this hits, you won't see male characters anymore... because all the guys will be playing the female toons as well to check out that ass.
  2. Halvix

    Lookout boys, we're about to crash this sausage party!

    And here I expected another meat cooking show. Guess I'll just have to stick with Montoya's meat for now...
  3. Halvix

    Chen got hit by a car

    Hope your feeling better. And hope you got your meat back... were you planning to make some Biltong?
  4. Halvix

    Anyone else keeping an eye on Chronicles of Elyria?

    Only 20 hours left on the kickstarter for those still on the fence about backing, time is almost up.
  5. Halvix

    Arma 3 "Epoc"?

    This really makes me want to start playing Arma 3. The mods used are listed in the description of the youtube video.
  6. Halvix

    Yay, new video card arrives tomorrow. Too bad I broke my left ring finger at work today... Left...

    Yay, new video card arrives tomorrow. Too bad I broke my left ring finger at work today... Left turns will be difficult for a while now...
  7. Halvix

    I made an Overwatch YouTube video

    Looks good. As Glorious Leader has said you are a natural and easy to listen too, you explain what you're doing clearly. You should try twitch as well as youtube that way you can get interaction with your viewers.
  8. Halvix

    State of the Squadron 17!

    Yeah.. and the first 2 minutes were some damn commercial for phone sex?
  9. Halvix

    State of the Squadron 17!

    Obviously he's been busy with his 800 hotline...
  10. Halvix

    Javelin funding complete. TSS Murderer acquired.

    More TESTies should forget to keep it in their pants so we can take advantage of great deals like this and populate the TEST ranks with new members.
  11. Halvix

    PVE Ark Server

    Whats the blank map look like? lol
  12. Halvix

    Damaged Keyboard?

    You have a keyboard that got drunk and now showing symptoms of a hangover. Seems like this would be a common problem here in TEST. Most likely there is still some moisture causing some shorts somewhere which is why you're getting random inputs from it. Spondodge's advice seems right on...
  13. Halvix

    Other orgs are setting high standards for accepting new members!

    Oh yeah. Back in 2001 I was fighting brush fires in the Nevada desert and it was 115 degrees in the shade. Of course they didn't put them in the shade back at the camp. You had to shit with the door propped open to avoid suffocating or cooking.
  14. Halvix

    ARK: Official PvP Server

    Sounds good.. Count me in. TEST Tribe BEST Tribe. I'll punch trees, pick berries and pick up all the rocks I see... And I'll help build our fortress with its 42 Auto-Turrets. Might knock out some dino's or other players too. And I'll tame an army of Dilo's and Dodo's as soon as I can craft...
  15. Halvix

    TEST ARK Server

    Just level up naked, build nothing, tame a few hundred dilos and you'll have nothing to lose.. It's like crashing Aurora's into the sun.
  16. Halvix

    Weekend Ark Rush/Surge

    Maybe some server scouting in case 365 doesn't work out for some reason. Saturdays work for most people I think, just seemed to be a lot of people off doing stuff this weekend. Maybe also throw out some reminders in discord and in general chat while on the TEST Ark Server. I don't always...
  17. Halvix

    Its my birthday! So Im giving away some TEST patches! AND a shot glass!

    Happy Birthday Montoya, oh Glorious Leader! TEST Squadron is BEST Squardon thanks to you. May your head always shine and your nipples always be hard. Now gimme that shot glass so I can drink to your health!
  18. Halvix

    Weekend Ark Rush/Surge

    Why am I just now seeing this post... Guess I'm spending too much time in ARK and not enough time reading the forums...
  19. Halvix

    TEST ARK Server

    Xist or any of the server admins. There is an update available for the server whenever you get the chance. Thanks
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