Other orgs are setting high standards for accepting new members!

[gladestone]

<<<Heading back to atlas that sumbag orginization, the standards are far worste than atlas now, sigh, montoya how dare you do these things to us. You have become worste than jayc, and zarloid, endgame an all the other scumbag officers in atlas, oh wait did i say that, nm im drunk, sorry im rambling, but seriously zark an jay are assholes wait can i say that, its a free country damn im still rambling, is my hatred for atlas coming through damn,

 

[belst]

I have memorized all those equations and came to to conclusion, that one of the most important equations of space travel was missing:

this equation is needed to calculate the maximum speed difference (acceleration) u can achieve with a given amount of fuel. (Propellant mass: m_p = m_0 - m_f)
So when you drink to much beer (is there even a thing as to much beer?) and have to take a piss, always piss in the opposite direction of your velocity vector to speed up even more.

 

[Cousak]

While their standards might increase, I'm pretty sure the rich (impressive personal fleet) card works as good in game as it does in real life.

To avoid this happening with our recruits (including myself since I see we are all to be tested) we should make sure that the candidate is so drunk that he/she can't even remember what game they are playing before initiating the test.
- They won't be able to impress the officers with their long Javelin
- We make sure all members are able to apply advanced physics to their trajectory calculation at any stage of the evening (or morning for those who needs to forget).

 

[NobleVillain]

Test passed..

 

[Carlos Spicyweiner]

I crashed my Aurora into the Sun while studying for the exam.

Does that count?

Can you prove that mathematically?

 

[Crymsan]

If you look very closely you can see the dent on the aurora where it bounced of. I have no doubt you can calculated from the size of the dent and the rebound speed what the impact velocity was.

 

[Varku]

http://www.mrpiper.net/StudentFiles/8W1/Revision/15_11_11 - Periodic Table (XKCD What If).pdf
I've read this, and still want to collect all the Elements, starting with the bottom Line :D am I qualified for joining?

I'm also excited about getting my Hands on Astatine. An Element that is best described with the Word "NO" sounds interesting.

 

[thanatos73]

Ahhhhhh, the air force. We hear tales and almost mythological rumours of the air force life. Haha

Nope, Army. But trust me, my Dad and brother were/are Air Force, Army parties harder and longer...... :) Basic Training at Ft. Sill, OK. AIT at Ft. Rucker, AL. MOS 93P(Flight Operations)

 

[ghost53574]

Dear our glorious leader,

We appreciate your lasting effort to give us all standards to work towards. But these standards are too high for the average TEST peon to muster, in your greatness I suggest that these standards only apply to you oh great holy one. As you created these standards for yourself to continually distinguish yourself apart from us, you must use these standards to support our standards or standardless alcoholism.

Thank you glorious leader.

 

[Blind Owl]

Nope, Army. But trust me, my Dad and brother were/are Air Force, Army parties harder and longer...... :) Basic Training at Ft. Sill, OK. AIT at Ft. Rucker, AL. MOS 93P(Flight Operations)

Sweet. I'm Canadian Forces. Combat Engineer. And today I am hung to the gills. Bonfires and beer last night. FML. Haha. I'm too old this shit (never too old).

 

[TheWoad]

Tonight is army party time. Beer, fire, and waaaaaaaay too many dudes in green(who haven't showered in weeks). Then back to the grind. Why is this pertinent to this thread? It's not, ergo it's perfectly TEST.

Tonights challenge will be finding a blue rocket that's clean enough to use. That's a standard.
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Hate these fucking things on a hot summer day. You cant shit fast enough

 

[Blind Owl]

Hate these fucking things on a hot summer day. You cant shit fast enough

Come out just soaked in sweat. Haha. They're freaking horrible.

 

[Halvix]

Come out just soaked in sweat. Haha. They're freaking horrible.

Oh yeah. Back in 2001 I was fighting brush fires in the Nevada desert and it was 115 degrees in the shade. Of course they didn't put them in the shade back at the camp. You had to shit with the door propped open to avoid suffocating or cooking.

 

[Doc Shaftoe]

Oh brother this had me laughing like a little girl. Thank you Montoya.

 

[Blind Owl]

Oh yeah. Back in 2001 I was fighting brush fires in the Nevada desert and it was 115 degrees in the shade. Of course they didn't put them in the shade back at the camp. You had to shit with the door propped open to avoid suffocating or cooking.

Yeah, that'd do it, haha. Not to mention the smell.
We have an "army strong" joke about those things in the heat. Dunno if it's appropriate for the forums though. Haha

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Yeah, that'd do it, haha. Not to mention the smell.
We have an "army strong" joke about those things in the heat. Dunno if it's appropriate for the forums though. Haha

I live with you. I've partied with your crew. Army Strong doesn't even begin to describe that odor.

 

[Blind Owl]

I live with you. I've partied with your crew. Army Strong doesn't even begin to describe that odor.

Ha. He speaks the truth. Wait until I get home from a couple months in the field. That'll be smell for ya. :)

 

[TheWoad]

Come out just soaked in sweat. Haha. They're freaking horrible.

And you SHIVER and get GOOSEBUMPS like it's a cold fucking day! 10 years I've worked in construction, shitting in these things the entire time and it never gets easy. Something nobody has mentioned yet: the sanitary conditions in these "Shulzy's" as we call them can be so horrendous that if you drop something, you leave it. If your clothing touches anything, you take it off, bag it up and BURN THE WITCH

 

[ArmoredCarbon]

Wait. You can't have standards you let me in. <insert your mom joke here.>

Darn it. See what I mean.

 

[Black Sunder]

Wait. You can't have standards you let me in. <insert your mom joke here.>

Darn it. See what I mean.

Our standards are so incredibly high that they wrap around to the other end of the spectrum and that's why it only appears we have no standards when in fact we are only recruiting the elite of the elite. Appearances are deceiving. Did that guy crash his ship randomly while drunk or was he achieving a vital TEST objective!