Other orgs are setting high standards for accepting new members!

[maynard]

Or perhaps [CERTIFIABLE]

not a requirement, but highly recommended

 

[Shive]

It has become obvious time and time again that other orgs are setting the high bar for new recruits.

As such, and in efforts to remain relevant, I feel it is time we also set some high standards here at TEST.

From today forward, all new applicants will be required to have a basic understanding of physics which will translate into better understanding of game mechanics and how to improve your Aurora crashing skills.

Here are some basics to get you all up to speed!

There will be an exam when the game launches.

I was kinda okay, until I started scrolling...and scrolling... :( (wtf the hyperlinks don't work, fix @Montoya!?!?) have a feeling I might not have studied enough, but! Then again! gotta be a censor somewhere, so urm, I'll take that job. (phew, safe from the exam, sorta)

 

[hairball4u]

Damn it, Montoya! It took over 10 years of intensive therapy (a.k.a. drinking) to forget all of that crap I learned in school. Now, here it all comes flooding back like a buncha bloody twatwaffles! Wait, that gives me a reason to keep drinking for at least another 10 years. Thank you, Montoya!!!

 

[Rainshine]

Welp, I'm fucked.

 

[Blind Owl]

So maths. This equation:

Equals this:

Did I pass?

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Hehahahahaha
the Maxwell-Boltzmann equation looks like a cartoon cocktail waitress in a skin tight dress from behind.. and the Rydberg equation looks like it's unimpressed with me.

 

[Thugari]

it could be worse, at least its not common core physics

 

[Grimbli]

Hehahahahaha
the Maxwell-Boltzmann equation looks like a cartoon cocktail waitress in a skin tight dress from behind.. and the Rydberg equation looks like it's unimpressed with me.

You fucking liar! You Googled those words!

 

[Thugari]

You fucking liar! You Googled those words!

now just wait a second, Grimbli can actually talk like that when he has enough scotch.

 

[Annitias]

i believe the awnser to your questions is actually one word.. "Vodka"

I need more likes.

 

[Blind Owl]

You fucking liar! You Googled those words!

Haha, wouldn't you have to? Nobody in TEST actually know stuff and things.

 

[Grimbli]

Haha, wouldn't you have to? Nobody in TEST actually know stuff and things.

 

[Huegpaynis]

Haha, wouldn't you have to? Nobody in TEST actually know stuff and things.

Stuff, maybe.
Things occasionally.
Never both.

 

[Crymsan]

Who new my physics degree had a real life application! I was mis sold!

 

[Madesson]

fun = ( . Y . )

 

[ratfeast]

 

[Adiran]

X=speed
Y=numbers of beers
Z=size of crash
X+Y=Z

X x Y = Z

 

[ratfeast]

 

[Carlos Spicyweiner]

I was okay up to the equations for "dry friction", "work", and "work energy". Too much like real life!

 

[GeneticPredator]

Pint for beer and ounce for liqour.

aha i see... i think ;)