By the time y'all are done with those tonight, they'll be foul enough to constitute a Geneva Convention violation.
you have enough ordnance lying around to clean those up good! It's like striking a match, but with C4!
Exhibiting genius like this should get you exempt from the exam!
Biological warfare. That's bad. Real bad.
Actually, now that you mention it, we do have all that extra c4 and set cord we were supposed to go blow off tomorrow...
Ahhhhhh, the air force. We hear tales and almost mythological rumours of the air force life. HahaOH, GOD, I .... vaguely, remember those nights. Once, we pack all the crew chiefs, and base ops guys and girls into a couple of Beechcraft King Airs, flew out to an abandoned air strip, and partied till sunrise the next day. Good old Ft Huachuca....
Remember!!! Alcohol and C4 don't mix! It don't blow up and it don't taste good!
But you can cook on it in the field, just don't stomp on the flames to put it out.
Enough alcohol and something always goes boom. ;)
Indeed, c4 makes a great fire if you need to. Toxic smoke, but otherwise quite harmless. Which is a horrible use for it, as it goes boom when used properly. And we like boom.
