Other orgs are setting high standards for accepting new members!

[Montoya]

It has become obvious time and time again that other orgs are setting the high bar for new recruits.

As such, and in efforts to remain relevant, I feel it is time we also set some high standards here at TEST.

From today forward, all new applicants will be required to have a basic understanding of physics which will translate into better understanding of game mechanics and how to improve your Aurora crashing skills.

Here are some basics to get you all up to speed!

There will be an exam when the game launches.

 

[mromutt]

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[Grimbli]

I propose a new entry exam of...

 

[AwesomeDude]

*ANGRILY CRASHES AURORA*

 

[Blind Owl]

Beer!

 

[Harkuno]

wait, we have standards?
:D

 

[Varku]

Cookies!
Cookies,with Rum!

deliver me that and i do all the Math. Okay i may also just eat more Cookies and crash some Auroras.....

 

[thanatos73]

Plus a piloting skills exam?

1) What is the proper orientation for your ship?
a) towards the Sun.

2) Explain a proper TEST flight.
a) Push the throttle all the way up, Crash into Sun.

3) Describe the proper TEST uniform.
a) BEER!!!!!!

 

[Grimm_Reaper]

I need a beer.....

 

[Black Sunder]

But where is the formula for calculating the beer to crash ratio?

 

[thanatos73]

But where is the formula for calculating the beer to crash ratio?

X=speed
Y=numbers of beers
Z=size of crash
X+Y=Z

 

[Devastat3]

 

[RipVanDan]

Uhh heh heh, it says schroedinger.

 

[EpilepticCricket]

It has become obvious time and time again that other orgs are setting the high bar for new recruits.

As such, and in efforts to remain relevant, I feel it is time we also set some high standards here at TEST.

From today forward, all new applicants will be required to have a basic understanding of physics which will translate into better understanding of game mechanics and how to improve your Aurora crashing skills.

Here are some basics to get you all up to speed!

There will be an exam when the game launches.

From today forward, all new applicants will be required to have a basic understanding of physics which will translate into better understanding of game mechanics and how to improve your Aurora crashing skills.

Wait a second...

new applicants

 

[Xian-Luc Picard]

Maybe a simple driving TEST?

Or see how many beers they can carry?

 

[Varku]

Just in Case that here are some AI's lurking around, trying to become a Testie, apply this:

while(testie.isSleeping==false){

testie.drink(beer);
testie.say("I got this!");
if(Aurora.isCrashed==true){

testie.drink(shot);
testie.respawn(Aurora);
testie.shout("And an other one!");​

}​

}

 

[BUTUZ]

We only need one question on the interview panel:

1. Are you Alive?

If you answer yes, you're in!

if you answer now - we'll trial you.

 

[WarrenPeace]

I'll get right on studying that.

 

[NKato]

Burn in hell. :p

 

[Snakey]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhGXAxRFVBY


dun!