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I think it's obvious that what must have happened was that he accidentally took a sip out of @BUTUZ's beer at the bar instead of his own

I braved going to the supermarket today, somehow I was able to score a ten box pack of tissues, no TP but hell if it comes to it needs must when the devil drives. Thing that made me wonder, all the employees were wearing gloves, including the cashiers. If the cashiers are having close contact...

Or, use a poor man's bidet. Have a significant other grab a super soaker and grab your ankles.

Last time I was in I parked my character by the station mentioned in the first 890 mission post @Shadow Reaper put up, is it confirmed it is a 4 minute timer and less aUEC? I was going to do this a few times to build up a little cash and then buy some upgrades but I may have to focus on...

Just for reference: Supreme Lord: Glorious Leader:

Here's a silly one: what happens once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years?

Just in case anyone needs to know if the hoarders well and truly fucked them over https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com/

I'm diabetic so I'm in a higher risk category but I can call in my scripts for that and go to the drive thru for pick up. Problem is I'm also on two scripts that they will only prescribe on a month to month basis by law and only after seeing me in person so I'm going to have to risk going out...

For some reason, I foresee that the same sort of people hanging out on beaches and gathering, when they get sick, will find someway to shift the blame to someone else.

I actually work for a health insurance company and there were honestly not many but some coworkers maybe 2 weeks ago saying everyone was overreacting. fortunately the governor stepped in and made them send us all home anyway, though the company was preparing to go that way in any event

This will kill a little time, try to stump the computer. https://en.akinator.com/

Turns out I have like 10 boxes of tuna helper and 5 cans of tuna

Was that a sperm whale or a humpback?

The ever elusive SC constellation Taurus? J/k my answer is the actual constellation

Congrats! You have survived the Coronavirus to succumb to botulism! I'm looking through my cupboards too, trying to figure out what I can scratch together

Not too long ago fox news was telling us it there was no threat from the virus and that it was all liberal propaganda, so yeah, I'm not really looking at them for news on this either.

Correct, or since this is the 21st century, their other father

I dunno...inconveniencing myself for the public good? That sounds like a liberal socialist agenda

correct! A man and his son are in a car accident. The man dies but the son is rushed to the hospital for surgery. The doctor takes one look at him and says "I cannot operate, this is my son." How is this possible?