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So I've been amazed at the number of people participating in Fortnight non-game events (https://www.theverge.com/2020/4/29/21241414/fortnite-party-royale-ltm-mode) like the Marshmello Rave of 10 million attendees and Travis Scotts Concert...

Go figure, some people just want to want to watch the world burn. . . Me, I just want to pour some gasoline on the fire and see how big it can get before I singe my eyebrows.

I predict NORAD will mistake the mushroom cloud that erupts from the server farm to be a first strike attack, causing a full launch of our nuclear arsenal, resulting in counter-strike attacks, and thus ending all humanity. All because we wanted to drink some virtual beers together as a group of...

Coming to the profound and deep understanding that I choose the correct path in life when I did not go to school to become a teacher, because after 8 weeks with my kids. . . damn. Just damn. Lions eat their young for a reason.

The other option was binge watching classic 80's sci-fi horror like "The Thing" or "Alien" or "Silent Running" but thought it might be counter productive to us getting on ships to escape. Besides it's super easy to turn Mel Brooks movies into drinking games.

I cant take it anymore! every day its break big rocks into little rocks. To make matters worse, the beer tastes like water in here. In fact, I'm pretty sure it IS water! Well I've had enough, I'm bustin out of this two bit, three ring circus and I'm taking any prisoners (pun intended). I swear...

You made the right choice to buckle to the pressure. My pocket book and stress has always suffered the brunt of the Disney business model, but my small window of opportunity to enjoy my children's innocence with them is priceless for my soul. Good job fellow dad, welcome to the voluntary suffrage.

That Polaris is pretty tempting, unfortunately I just put a bid on a house soooo.... GOOD LUCK MATE!

Think he said he wanted to buy a car.

Is it wrong that these pics are giving me hot flashes and palpitations. I feel like a teenage girl at a backstreet boys concert. Cept, Im a dude, in his 40's . . . . this is awkward. I'm gona go drink away this embarrassment and drunkenly stagger into a more acceptable, manlier one.

TEST ORGy RULZ 1) There are know rulz 2) berrs settle everythig 3) the aruroa is the best damn ship in all the verse. Period. 4) always follow montoya into battle, like, 50 feet plus a couple miles. That way he figures out ifn its dangerous 5) "im not drunk, just got big thumbs and a little...

Not a bad idea, but I don't know if CIG will do that. They usually hold off on sales for bigger events.

And this years Darwin Awards go too . . . *reads envelope* wait wait. . . this can't be right (looks to side of stage) Seriously? It is... ok! This years Darwin Awards go to . . . . The Human Race! Congrats Homo-sapiens for being a bunch of dumb shits.

Trust me, we dont "need" him to make us look bad, we do that all on our own. What we do "need" him for is that his example as our fearless leader makes us look better by comparison, especially when it comes to over consumption of various liquids that may, or may not, actually have alcohol...

Hell, thats a friday night for me!

Im right behind you looking for that space whale dick named Moby, cant wait to nail him with my big lance in his blow hole, again and again and again, until he convulses and shudders, spent from the physical exertion of our epic session. Then, just when he thinks were through, I'll mount him...

Space whales, I love it. This must be killing Jared.

Mythic Quest View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SsqG4uBVPs

North Carolina Governor has issued an executive order to shut down k-12 schools for two weeks starting Monday the 16th, and to also ban gatherings of 100 or more people. https://www.unctv.org/watch/live-stream/eoc/