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    Follow that comet!

    Evidence of water on Mars? Pffft. Photos of Pluto's moon Kerberos? Yawn. The headline says it all: Comet Lovejoy pretty much spews sugar and booze, study finds From the article: "Comet Lovejoy, it turns out, is quite aptly named: The ball of ice and dust, which releases the equivalent of...
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    The long, proud history of TEST

    Fellow TESTies, until recently I had been under the impression that our heritage was a much more recent occurence, such as this fine example (please note the POST-TEST placard, indicating the standard condition expected of a vehicle placed into our care): I was shocked and delighted to find...
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    Truth in Anagrams

    I decided to run 'TEST Squadron' through an anagram generator. Was not disappointed. Sot (a drunkard) Nerd (self explanatory) Squat (an empty building inhabited by squatters) Just out of curiosity, I then entered 'Montoya', which yielded 'Moan Toy'.
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    CGPepper entered a talent contest!

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    News show proposal

    Saw this posted on the subreddit from the Test faction in ED... I haven't played ED and know almost nothing about it, but the newscast format seems like a really good genre for TEST Squadron to appropriate utilize do funny stuff with... [shot of newsroom showing glorious leader in a sharp...
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    TEST Squadron's Ancestors

    Ah, the Beerfarer - a whimsical concept. Take a spaceship that normally would carry fuel in its underslung tanks and instead use them for transporting beer. As it turns out, we're a good 70 years late on this idea. The above is a Supermarine Spitfire, one of the most famous combat aircraft...
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    Ship names

    I believe I've seen it mentioned that we'll be able to name our ships in-game (think 'Memphis Belle', 'Spirit of St. Louis', 'Glamorous Glennis', etc.) I don't have any good ideas for the rest of my fleet, but Black Sunder's mention of one of the best 'pep rally' movie scenes in recent memory...
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    TEST Squadron Membership Application

    I think TEST desperately needs to tighten up its membership requirements. Case in point: I was allowed to join. This shows incredibly poor screening practices (ignoring for a moment the utter lack of discretion on my part in what org to join). With that in mind, may I humbly submit a rough...
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    Got drunk and made a poll

    In a previous poll, 'Charmin Sensitive' narrowly beat out the 1995 Volkswagon Golf. I wondered if perhaps this specific product variation might have skewed the results over what a standard roll would have rated. So in the interest of science, let us consider the other alternatives. Note the...
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    Story time

    Went to the bathroom at work today, and the person in the stall next to me was apparently just finishing up their business, as I hear: wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe wipe A brief respite, and then I hear the toilet paper dispenser rattle a bit as more tissue is...
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    Do we have a Starfarer?

    In looking over ship specs, it was clear to me what the ship's true purpose is. The "liquid foodstuffs" mentioned in the description was a dead giveaway.
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    So I herd you liek polls

    I think this is pretty straightforward.
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    O hai.

    Where you from stranger? Great Lakes region. (That's central YOO-ESS-AYY to anyone outside of this particular hemisphere) What drew you to Star Citizen? Honestly, I just heard about it a few days ago. I'm averse to most MMO type games, but I've been hoping for a massive online space sim for...
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