Nearly a month ago Glorious Leader Montoya posted a video that reset all [CONCERN] levels back to zero. Peace reigned throughout the forum as the members of TEST watched it and basked in their own glorious success. TEST could do no wrong and alchohol was plentiful. Truly it was a paradise.
Several days after the posting of the video there was some rumbling of discontent among the Squadron. Bottles were going empty and there was even quiet talk of when the next video would be coming out. This was not a major [CONCERN] though as a picture was posted showing Glorious Leader and her very bald bodyguard at the local petting zoo(aka TEST Intel Central - TIC). It was such a joyous picture until her bodyguard flexed while picking her up and all the animals caught on fire. Insurance adjusters are still not believing us and refuse to reimburse.
This led to a slow but inexorable downward spiral that caused an increase in the levels of [CONCERN]. This leads us to today. [CONCERN] levels have risen again and Montoya needs to post another video proclaiming his Squadron to be the best org in Star Citizen!
Several days after the posting of the video there was some rumbling of discontent among the Squadron. Bottles were going empty and there was even quiet talk of when the next video would be coming out. This was not a major [CONCERN] though as a picture was posted showing Glorious Leader and her very bald bodyguard at the local petting zoo(aka TEST Intel Central - TIC). It was such a joyous picture until her bodyguard flexed while picking her up and all the animals caught on fire. Insurance adjusters are still not believing us and refuse to reimburse.
This led to a slow but inexorable downward spiral that caused an increase in the levels of [CONCERN]. This leads us to today. [CONCERN] levels have risen again and Montoya needs to post another video proclaiming his Squadron to be the best org in Star Citizen!
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