....and then I found this.

[Jadedwolf]

Sorry if someone already covered this. I don't know if it's an easter egg or what, but here goes. I'm exploring around Yela in the asteroid field and I hear music. It's kinda faint, so I start hunting for it and find two antena sticking up from an asteroid.

As I swing my Hoplite around, lo and behold.......it's freakin stonehenge and the music is full on big benny's song playing on repeat.

Gotta investigate. Here's what happened next......

I gotta get out and walk around. Which i could...... there's gravity on the pad.

What the heck? Big Business....Grab Creds! okay, now I laugh out loud. Wait, I overlooked something. What's that over there?.....

Wow! That dude was really dying for some big benny's. Literally!

That's it. Happy new year TEST folks! ~Jadedwolf

 

[Hydro_Axis]

This is halarious!!!! First i've seen or heard of it..

 

[Blind Owl]

Haha, that is awesome!

 

[Gauna]

Looks like he got killed for vandalizing Big Benny's. :laughing:

 

[LurchLord]

Well ...

about a minute later, I tried to climb back into my beloved Herald. Bumped into it, and it drifted away from me at the speed of "too fast for me to catch up".

So there I was, stuck with that music blaring into my ear. Until I got nearly saved by some kind souls in an Avenger and a Cat.

Unfortunately, as I was drifting towards the Cat, happy and looking forward to getting a beer at the nearest station to celebrate my rescue, the Cat drifted forward, I bumped my foot on a railing of the open front door and died.

Fun times were had by all ;)

Addendum: If you want to find out more about the guy under the machine, go to Grim Hex. Not going to spoil it, just ... do some investigating. It is totally worth it

 

[Jadedwolf]

Thanks to tonight's adventure, I'll be spawning at Grim Hex and will definitely be looking for the clues.

 

[hardroc77]

Never, ever try to tip a vending machine. It just piss's Big Benny off.

 

[hardroc77]

stuck with that music blaring into my ear

Well at least you wouldn't go hungry.

 

[Blind Owl]

Well at least you wouldn't go hungry.

So long as he doesn't run out of credits and try to tip the vending machine! Ha.

 

[LurchLord]

First thing I thought actually. Hooray, I may be marooned on this stupid rock, but at least I won't starve. Then it hit me. How do I eat without opening my helmet? There is no "Insert food here" flap in my armor.

 

[B3aT]

I think there are 2 (I encounter 2 in a session), or I ran in circle (least likely because is big). PS: shoot them it will explode nicely (though no real damage is done).
The vending machines are the end of a mission actually, you get it trough a Pad (I don't want to give spoilers here).

PS the green starfarer is bad for your health.

 

[Snakey]

Your not the first to see bennyshenge, your just the first not to be amazed by its awe, and forced by the vending machines to crush your body underneath the sacrificial altar, named big big benny!.

As you draw your final breath your last words are:

So yum....



So wow

Written and directed by grrm lol

 

[halfsane]

how do you start the mission ?

 

[Jadedwolf]

The only datapad I could find was in the bar, but it didn't seem to do anything. So, I knocked over a few trash cans and spilled some drinks. Place looks better now. The truth is out there, I will find it.

 

[B3aT]

how do you start the mission ?

Spoiler: Mission tutorial

 

[hardroc77]

First thing I thought actually. Hooray, I may be marooned on this stupid rock, but at least I won't starve. Then it hit me. How do I eat without opening my helmet? There is no "Insert food here" flap in my armor.

Damn it. Why does there always have to be someone who uses logic and intelligence?