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JackAvalon

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Anyone else think that our(Test) philosophy of "Our Auroras shall blot out the suns" will not only lead to epic Aurora swarms, but when swarming a target this may lead to our pilots crashing into each other as they fight to attack the enemy. I can only imagine the "killboards" for those engagements in the future.

Enemy = Killed 2x Test Auroras

Test = Killed enemy 1x caterpillar, 4x Sabres, 3x Buccaneers, and.... 42x Test Auroras

This had me giggling for about 5 mins today while at work. :)
 

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Anyone else think that our(Test) philosophy of "Our Auroras shall blot out the suns" will not only lead to epic Aurora swarms, but when swarming a target this may lead to our pilots crashing into each other as they fight to attack the enemy. I can only imagine the "killboards" for those engagements in the future.

Enemy = Killed 2x Test Auroras

Test = Killed enemy 1x caterpillar, 4x Sabres, 3x Buccaneers, and.... 42x Test Auroras

This had me giggling for about 5 mins today while at work. :)
Hahaha, TEST on TEST. At least we'll get our kill numbers up...

We need a way to coordinate the Aurora swarm.

Now as long as some asshole doesn't come flying through blasting Sabotage on UHF, we should be OK...
 

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Anyone else think that our(Test) philosophy of "Our Auroras shall blot out the suns" will not only lead to epic Aurora swarms, but when swarming a target this may lead to our pilots crashing into each other as they fight to attack the enemy. I can only imagine the "killboards" for those engagements in the future.

Enemy = Killed 2x Test Auroras

Test = Killed enemy 1x caterpillar, 4x Sabres, 3x Buccaneers, and.... 42x Test Auroras

This had me giggling for about 5 mins today while at work. :)
You got it, the enemies laugh themselves to death!
 

Bigcracker

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No this can all be avoided by one simple yet useful tactic! You fly in a straight line towards your target at maximum thrust!

You might be asking yourself "But Cracker! we must do evasive maneuvers! We do not want to be hit by oncoming fire!" To that I say NO!

Exhibit A - Rebel Pilot dies but gives enough time for his buddy to get a shot off. Even though he misses (because he is a noob) it was well worth it! He even took some guys with him!
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnP5iDKwuwk


Exhibit B - Imperial Pilot 1 dies flying in straight line. Imperial Pilot 2 freaks out and tries to do "evasive maneuvers" and knocks Darth off a for sure kill shot killing Luke Skywalker and saving the death Star.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qniy8aDSFLA


Exhibit C - As the TIE fighters come in the stay in a straight line firing in front of them.
View: https://youtu.be/5r60K4XmHKs?t=85


Exhibit D - Not Spaceships but shows you going in a straight line is far superior than evasive maneuvers as it gives the enemy more time to shoot at you.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdaQHTWT_ZI


In conclusion our TEST superior tactics will give us amazing killboards!
 
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Blind Owl

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No this can all be avoided by one simple yet useful tactic! You fly in a straight line towards your target at maximum thrust!

You might be asking yourself "But Cracker! we must do evasive maneuvers! We do not want to be hit by oncoming fire!" To that I say NO!

Exhibit A - Rebel Pilot dies but gives enough time for his buddy to get a shot off. Even though he misses (because he is a noob) it was well worth it! He even took some guys with him!
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnP5iDKwuwk


Exhibit B - Imperial Pilot 1 dies flying in straight line. Imperial Pilot 2 freaks out and tries to do "evasive maneuvers" and knocks Darth off a for sure kill shot killing Luke Skywalker and saving the death Star.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qniy8aDSFLA


Exhibit C - As the TIE fighters come in the stay in a straight line firing in front of them.
View: https://youtu.be/5r60K4XmHKs?t=85


Exhibit D - Not Spaceships but shows you going in a straight line is far superior than evasive maneuvers as it gives the enemy more time to shoot at you.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdaQHTWT_ZI


In conclusion our TEST superior tactics will give us amazing killboards!
Rocket surgery. Take off the maneuvering thrusters! They're useless to TEST.
Ha, or just imagining us fleeing from a hungry Reclaimer in cruise. The Auroras just scattering to the winds. Lol.
Hahaha. It paints an image...
 
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