As the toilet door on the 300 series doesn't shut...

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They will ask you to change the roll and then the debate on over or under will rage.
It's over. Under is uncivilized.
The answer to this debate has just occured to me and i think it's pretty solid:

The issue isn't about asthetics, but is more the proximity of the dangling sheets to the wall.

Over means you have the width of the roll away from the wall, under means it's pretty much touching the wall. We've all seen the sheets stuck to the tiles after someone has taken a steamy shower.

Well get this: It's basically a matter of hygiene - over you have plenty of space to grab the sheets without touching the wall, you could never come into contact with it. Under means you're going to hit the wall at some point at least once, during a visit, and so will everyone else using that roll... As you don't wash your hands between grabbing each set of sheets, that wall is contaminated.

Unders contaminate their bathroom wall, and the next person to grab those dangling sheets get contaminated too, because swinging in the breeze of even of the bathroom door being opened, the sheets are close enough to the wall to touch it. Not to mention physically touching the wall while grabbing for roll too.

If you see an under roll you are basically wiping your arse with someone elses arse.

Remember to wash your hands.
 
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The answer to this debate has just occured to me and i think it's pretty solid:

The issue isn't about asthetics, but is more the proximity of the dangling sheets to the wall.

Over means you have the width of the roll away from the wall, under means it's pretty much touching the wall. We've all seen the sheets stuck to the tiles after someone has taken a steamy shower.

Well get this: It's basically a matter of hygiene - over you have plenty of space to grab the sheets without touching the wall, you could never come into contact with it. Under means you're going to hit the wall at some point at least once, during a visit, and so will everyone else using that roll... As you don't wash your hands between grabbing each set of sheets, that wall is contaminated.

Unders contaminate their bathroom wall, and the next person to grab those dangling sheets get contaminated too, because swinging in the breeze of even of the bathroom door being opened, the sheets are close enough to the wall to touch it. Not to mention physically touching the wall while grabbing for roll too.

If you see an under roll you are basically wiping your arse with someone elses arse.

Remember to wash your hands.
Yes because some people who don't have cats, don't know about cats and over.
It is true. Over is proper, under is for cat owners.
Or dog owners. Or people who like to mess with the minds of those who insist it has to be over. Or perhaps those who like the tail to be closer to the wall so that its less intrusive into the open space for visual contrast.
I have no cat or dog. Therefore I don't use the toilet paper holder at all.

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