Atlas Defense Industries requires members to earn certifications to fly their own ships!

[Han Burgundy]

do i look like my name is Harry? or Wankalf?

HANDalf the white?

 

[Takran]

I've had to work with a few Army twatwaffles that sound just like these guys. Best thing to do is to mock them mercilessly. Of course, most of them outranked me, so I had to do that behind their back. TEST has no such restrictions! :D

 

[Takran]

yes i would like to come home after a long days work and log into a video game that i pay for and treat it as a second job....sign me up meow!

If I'm working, your ass better be paying me for it.

Maybe someone should ask what TDI's starting wages are. Do I get a raise for each certification?

 

[MikeAlphaTangoTango]

Can I get a certification to use MS Paint? Here, look, I can do art:

 

[Han Burgundy]

Can I get a certification to use MS Paint? Here, look, I can do art:
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Certification Granted. I have that authority here. I have made it so. From now on, all MS paint submissions must go through me for approval and certification. Rulez make it fun, guys!

 

[Xian-Luc Picard]

They are so exclusive that they will take *anyone's* money!

 

[Duckforceone]

Certification Granted. I have that authority here. I have made it so. From now on, all MS paint submissions must go through me for approval and certification. Rulez make it fun, guys!

here, made you your certificat *miau*

 

[Han Burgundy]

here, made you your certificat *miau*

Too Legible. Try again. We are aiming for doctor-level scribblings here. The only thing more effective than a certification program is making one that is convoluted and hard to understand.

 

[Duckforceone]

Too Legible. Try again. We are aiming for doctor-level scribblings here. The only thing more effective than a certification program is making one that is convoluted and hard to understand.

better?

 

[Black Sunder]

better?

Says 5 kegs of Whiskey to be consumed every 12 hours!

 

[maynard]

Can I get a certification to use MS Paint? Here, look, I can do art:
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we need an official Test Pilot's License created in Paint to make available

 

[Han Burgundy]

better?

PERFECT! Certificate approved!

 

[MikeAlphaTangoTango]

Too Legible. Try again. We are aiming for doctor-level scribblings here. The only thing more effective than a certification program is making one that is convoluted and hard to understand.

How about writing it in a foreign language?

 

[Black Sunder]

How about writing it in a foreign language?
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SPAI on ADI and take their ships? Instructions Clear!

 

[Duckforceone]

How about writing it in a foreign language?
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Directions unclear, stole Montoya's Aurora, and took a wrong turn towards a sun

 

[MikeAlphaTangoTango]

Directions unclear, stole Montoya's Aurora, and took a wrong turn towards a sun

If you're headed into the sun, you're going the right way!

 

[Takran]

Directions unclear, stole Montoya's Aurora, and took a right turn towards a sun

FTFY.

 

[Derkerter]

Did I do okay guys? Should I say more? HALP I'M BAD AT THIS

 

[Blind Owl]

i know right? that's why i worked my way up from the bottom so i'm one of the rare ones that don't get lost.

An officer is never late nor is he early, he arrives precicely when he means to. :p

Hahaha, OK Gandalf. ;)
Worked your way up eh? Nice. I think that's a wee bit more common the States than it is in Canada. It makes for. Not more understanding between the ranks when the guy in charge has been there done that.

Edit: the Gandalf reference was beaten to death while I was prepping dinner. Damn me for not reading all the posts before replying. Haha.

 

[Blind Owl]

Directions unclear, stole Montoya's Aurora, and took a wrong turn towards a sun

See, "officering". Haha