Atlas Defense Industries requires members to earn certifications to fly their own ships!
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NemeSys
Commander
So I have 9 accounts, 13 packages, and 53 ships.... Ish.
I am off to become certified, or begin Operation Twatwaffle, whatever..... :)
I am off to become certified, or begin Operation Twatwaffle, whatever..... :)
I think Montoya's Aurora has only has two big buttons on the console that say "BEER" and "SUN".
Pressing both at the same time will initiate a self destruct.
Friends, I think we have found our Director of Recruitment.
Eww, just think of the bird droppings outta that one.
DcTrojan72
Vice Admiral
bahahahahaha... meanwhile at test squadron HQ they are debating the amount of alcohol that must be consumed be each pilot before flight
Hmmm, Maybe ask them if you have to be certified to fly Prince Albert in a can?Did I do okay guys? Should I say more? HALP I'M BAD AT THIS
Spai: "Do I have to be certified to fly Prince Albert in a can?"
Keil2841: "Why yes, you do. You have to Certified to fly anything."
Spai: "I don't think he hold his breath that long."
Keil2841: "???"
Spai: "Test Squardon."
If you're standing, get back to the bar!
Why do you think our ships have seats!
Duckforceone
Space Marshal
I once dated a girl named Eve.
Traded up for a Dawn
NemeSys
Commander
Operation Twatwaffle; Status Report (apologetic disclaimer: contains math)
Atlas Defense Industries membership statistical breakdown; 2700ish people, divided into three columns of approximately 900 names each.
Process: Rough census taken before I got bored; 90 some names resulting in 25 "members" (rank 1), 65 "recruits" (rank 0), 60 members/recruits without a personalized avatar, and one "redacted" (supposedly a dire violation). Anyway I struggled through the mental anguish and excruciating pain to multiply these totals and came up with a guess of 700ish "members" (rank 1), 1950ish "recruits" (rank 0), 1800 of which can't be bothered to post a profile icon.
Conclusion: Atlas Defense Industries is comprised of 98% misguided and inactive peons, and the remainder are quite possibly sanctimonious asshats. [CONCERN] Factor Zero.
Please resume tipping your bartenders and fondling your wait staff. :p
Atlas Defense Industries membership statistical breakdown; 2700ish people, divided into three columns of approximately 900 names each.
Process: Rough census taken before I got bored; 90 some names resulting in 25 "members" (rank 1), 65 "recruits" (rank 0), 60 members/recruits without a personalized avatar, and one "redacted" (supposedly a dire violation). Anyway I struggled through the mental anguish and excruciating pain to multiply these totals and came up with a guess of 700ish "members" (rank 1), 1950ish "recruits" (rank 0), 1800 of which can't be bothered to post a profile icon.
Conclusion: Atlas Defense Industries is comprised of 98% misguided and inactive peons, and the remainder are quite possibly sanctimonious asshats. [CONCERN] Factor Zero.
Please resume tipping your bartenders and fondling your wait staff. :p
Twatwaffle? Wasn't that the Hitler's Air force in WWII?
Han Burgundy
Space Marshal
Drink till you can understand it as a sentence in your native tongue, THEN......Approved.
It's true, not joking. But you don't need to have their certifications to fly your own ships, its just if you want to be in a squad, or have a rank or take part. If you do not, after a certain amount of flying boxes, if your not good enough, they will never let you be a combat pilot and thus not work with you towards any combat related things, like assigning missions or coming to your aid, but from what i've seen they just kick you out at some point if your active but useless.
And I'd gleefully sing to them one of my favorite songs. Sung slowly with the melody of Dinah, Dinah.
How'd ya
How'd ya
How'd ya like
To kiss my ass