@BlindOwl Makes Me Feel Inadequate

Stevetank

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I can see the future when they introduce e-warfare.

"Sir, missiles are loaded and ready"
"Excellent, lock on to Test Squadron's Beer 002 capital ship."
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
"What the hell was that?"
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
"There it was again. Who the hell is Blind Owl?"
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
"Get him out of our system."
"Sir, systems have been comprimized!"
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
"Reboot the system now!"
"Can't. System is breached. Says it's perched?"
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
"Sir, cargo bays are opening. Power is being rerouted to aft shields. Weapons are offline."
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
"Can we get a missile lock?"
"Negative. Avionics are now rebooting."
Computer:"B33333333333R!"
"Find this owl and kill him!"
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
"Sir, we have boarders!"
"Finally! Something we can deal with. Send our marines to engage."
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
 

Beerjerker

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I can see the future when they introduce e-warfare.

"Sir, missiles are loaded and ready"
"Excellent, lock on to Test Squadron's Beer 002 capital ship."
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
"What the hell was that?"
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
"There it was again. Who the hell is Blind Owl?"
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
"Get him out of our system."
"Sir, systems have been comprimized!"
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
"Reboot the system now!"
"Can't. System is breached. Says it's perched?"
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
"Sir, cargo bays are opening. Power is being rerouted to aft shields. Weapons are offline."
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
"Can we get a missile lock?"
"Negative. Avionics are now rebooting."
Computer:"B33333333333R!"
"Find this owl and kill him!"
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
"Sir, we have boarders!"
"Finally! Something we can deal with. Send our marines to engage."
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
If Spectrum gets integrated with the game enough to give like notices, @Blind Owl will be our not-so-secret weapon of mass spam!
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DirectorGunner

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Feeling inadequate only means one thing : you didn't drink enough!
Personally, I don't even need to drink to feel adequate thanks to the Dunning-Kruger effect, but I still drink just to be sure!
Have a beer... then have another one!
You just taught me something today! "Dunning-Kruger" effect.. wow.. it all makes perfect sense now! The internet, people, life!
 

NaffNaffBobFace

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I think TEST will not just rain Auroras down on people, we'll also rain down the spam on the Subeather net Spectrum.

EDIT - I read the previous post after writing this post and can se this has already been said. Spectrum has an Emoj of a pile of shit with eyes. That's what i'm going to be doing.
 

hardroc77

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I can see the future when they introduce e-warfare.

"Sir, missiles are loaded and ready"
"Excellent, lock on to Test Squadron's Beer 002 capital ship."
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
"What the hell was that?"
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
"There it was again. Who the hell is Blind Owl?"
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
"Get him out of our system."
"Sir, systems have been comprimized!"
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
"Reboot the system now!"
"Can't. System is breached. Says it's perched?"
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
"Sir, cargo bays are opening. Power is being rerouted to aft shields. Weapons are offline."
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
"Can we get a missile lock?"
"Negative. Avionics are now rebooting."
Computer:"B33333333333R!"
"Find this owl and kill him!"
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
"Sir, we have boarders!"
"Finally! Something we can deal with. Send our marines to engage."
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
Is Blind Owl just Canadian for Mr. Robot?
 

Stevetank

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How do they know it's been perched?






There's a fish stuck in the floppy drive.


I know I'm showing my age. But it works.
You caught a fish? I can't even get a byte. I went into the volume options and increased the bass just to increase my chances. Seems like there's nothing left in the C:\. I hear Twitch has a better stream, maybe I'll try there.
 

Blind Owl

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I noticed @Blind Owl 's MO, though. Open a thread, like all the posts, read the posts, comment quoting most of the previous posts, recieve 1,000,000 likes.
Shit! They're onto me!



Really, it's only because there's no love bottom.
do wind and rain make you feel inadequate?

Blind Owl is a Force of Nature

accept him for what he is, free of self-judgment
My God Maynard, you're bringing a tear to my eye. So much poetry.
 

Blind Owl

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Anyone who knows anything about birds and perches will no that what follows is a rain of shit.
Hehe , a shit storm.
I can see the future when they introduce e-warfare.

"Sir, missiles are loaded and ready"
"Excellent, lock on to Test Squadron's Beer 002 capital ship."
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
"What the hell was that?"
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
"There it was again. Who the hell is Blind Owl?"
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
"Get him out of our system."
"Sir, systems have been comprimized!"
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
"Reboot the system now!"
"Can't. System is breached. Says it's perched?"
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
"Sir, cargo bays are opening. Power is being rerouted to aft shields. Weapons are offline."
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
"Can we get a missile lock?"
"Negative. Avionics are now rebooting."
Computer:"B33333333333R!"
"Find this owl and kill him!"
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
"Sir, we have boarders!"
"Finally! Something we can deal with. Send our marines to engage."
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
You're killing me Tank, haha.
If Spectrum gets integrated with the game enough to give like notices, @Blind Owl will be our not-so-secret weapon of mass spam!
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I have become Owl.
Is Blind Owl just Canadian for Mr. Robot?
Ha. Are you insinuating that I have any abilities beyond talking(typing) too much and sharing my love?
 

Blind Owl

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How do they know it's been perched?






There's a fish stuck in the floppy drive.


I know I'm showing my age. But it works.
Dad joke! Dad joke!!
You caught a fish? I can't even get a byte. I went into the volume options and increased the bass just to increase my chances. Seems like there's nothing left in the C:\. I hear Twitch has a better stream, maybe I'll try there.
Oh Jesus. Hahaha.
 
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