@BlindOwl Makes Me Feel Inadequate

[Blind Owl]

@Blind Owl There he goes again, liking and quoting everything. He's just unstoppable.

Only when I'm on the shitter. It's the only appropriate time to shitpost.

You can have as much bootie lovin' as you want but i'm not sure you'd want to be doing it on the forum...

JLo's theme song. Haha. Just the best.

You have taught me well, Sensei!

Then my work here is working!

YES!

Dear God. You'll have to let me know what these hidden abilities are. It may be time to level up! Woohoo.

 

[Sportsvee]

I can see the future when they introduce e-warfare.

"Sir, missiles are loaded and ready"
"Excellent, lock on to Test Squadron's Beer 002 capital ship."
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
"What the hell was that?"
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
"There it was again. Who the hell is Blind Owl?"
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
"Get him out of our system."
"Sir, systems have been comprimized!"
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
"Reboot the system now!"
"Can't. System is breached. Says it's perched?"
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
"Sir, cargo bays are opening. Power is being rerouted to aft shields. Weapons are offline."
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
"Can we get a missile lock?"
"Negative. Avionics are now rebooting."
Computer:"B33333333333R!"
"Find this owl and kill him!"
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."
"Sir, we have boarders!"
"Finally! Something we can deal with. Send our marines to engage."
Computer:" Blind Owl likes this."

This good sir brought a tear to my eye. Tremendously funny.

 

[Sportsvee]

Only when I'm on the shitter. It's the only appropriate time to shitpost.

So literally, a shit poster is every sense.

I salute you sir (just don't stand up for it).

 

[Blind Owl]

This good sir brought a tear to my eye. Tremendously funny.

Me too. I was dying laughing. Haha.

So literally, a shit poster is every sense.

I salute you sir (just don't stand up for it).

Haha, oh believe you me, once I'm perched, I'm seating for the duration. So I shall return your salute...
From the seated position.