According to paragraph 4, subsection 2 of our contract with CIG, you are all hereby instructed to be excited about, rave and praise on the forums, then purchase the new mystery ship being released this Friday the 24th of February.
I realize that there are multiple leaks coming from within my administration that are claiming that Chris and I have a secret, corporate relationship. I hereby confirm this to be true.
I also have come to understand that we are also getting paid for being excited about Star Citizen, our astroturf white knight movement has gone unnoticed until recently, but in light of recent events, there is no need to hide it anymore.
I am pleased to announce that a new method of payment has been implemented.
All members of TEST will now get store credits deposited directly into their RSI accounts. The previous system of paying you all with beer had massive logistical costs. Several members reported that the beers arrived warm and then exploded when they opened the can. To prevent further senseless loss of beer, the new store credit system will ensure that your blind support and unwavering love for Star Citizen is fairly and efficiently rewarded.
So say we all.
I realize that there are multiple leaks coming from within my administration that are claiming that Chris and I have a secret, corporate relationship. I hereby confirm this to be true.
I also have come to understand that we are also getting paid for being excited about Star Citizen, our astroturf white knight movement has gone unnoticed until recently, but in light of recent events, there is no need to hide it anymore.
I am pleased to announce that a new method of payment has been implemented.
All members of TEST will now get store credits deposited directly into their RSI accounts. The previous system of paying you all with beer had massive logistical costs. Several members reported that the beers arrived warm and then exploded when they opened the can. To prevent further senseless loss of beer, the new store credit system will ensure that your blind support and unwavering love for Star Citizen is fairly and efficiently rewarded.
So say we all.
