Welcome to TEST! I prefer fish toothpaste, but as you can see from my avatar, I am a high ranking dolphin. I have also added you to my contacts list, but I have also made you my ICE contact on my cell phone. Don't worry, they could only contact you through this forum. It just tickles me that one day you could see a post here that said,"This message is for Mr. ChickenToothPaste, Mr. Carlos Spicyweiner has been arrested for drunk in public and lewdness(he was wearing nothing but a ballerina tutu and a WW1 German army helmet)he requests you do nothing, but broke out in hysterical laughter when we posted this"
P.S. Don't judge me on the tutu and German army helmet thing, it's just how Carlos rolls.