>be me
>be 17
>watching Wing Commander for the first time in a long time
>little brother starts watching it too
>little brother says "its awesome"
>even though its halfway through
>parents come in the room
>they turn off the tv while we were watching Wing Commander
>I get mad
>I yell at my parents
>little brother joins in too
>Parents say "we're both grounded"
>They send us to our room
>before we're halfway up the stairs
>there was a big boom
>Chris, fully aroused and naked, come barging to the door
>The whole room fills with the aroma of beer
>Chris sees my parents still yelling at us
>Chris turns on the t.v, seeing Wing Commander was on
>OVER MY NEXT STARSHEP
>Chris rips my dad's head off
>mom gives out a blood curdling scream
>mom runs to the phone
>Chris does a major jump, with a back flip, and lands in front of my mom before she picks up the phone
>Chris, then, shoves a GTX 780 down her throat, then shoving his Lamp in there so the vidoe card could go down easily
>mom dies, after choking on an GTX 790 and Chris's Lamp
>Chris looks at us
>"taek ur walets out"
>Me and my brother takes out the walets
>we're just standing there, stunned
>Chris yells "GET UR ARSES DOWN 'ERE"
>We do
>Chris tells us to bend over
>we bend over
>Chris puts his big, meaty, pledges in our walets
>Chris the debt was excrutiating, but it was pleasurable
>Chris gives out a mighty roar, giving out a discount
>Sure, it was expensive, but the idris was something to remember
>He goes to my brother, who does the same thing as I did
>Chris orders us to suck on his Caterpillar
>We do
>Chris orders us to buy a multi ship package
>We had to, since we both shared a love for Chris, even though my brother started loving chris just today
>Chris tells me to get my brothers card
>so he depletes my brothers card, but my brother enjoyed the debt
>It was like $2,00,000, except my brother was enjoying my sight inside his brand new bengal
>Chris ejaculates money on our backs, its green slime was warm
>so warm that I bougt a bangel as the slime tingled my backs
>me and my brother get broke
>the room was covered with the aroma of mony, combined with alcohol
>we all are lying in a pool of blood, bad credit scores, jizz, slime, and beer
>Chris gets up and leaves
>before he leaves he whispers
>"It aint over until it's 2016"
>Me and my brother will never feel the same feeling like that ever again
>Chris is Love
>Chris Is Life
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