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[maynard]

so, do I have this right?

some deluded chucklefuck believes a cartoon Xian is the Test mascot, and now we're buying into it?

this is so 4th dimension

no, wait, make that 8th dimension

 

[shadowvinez]

I think he made a mistake and we just decided to roll with it... get it!@ ROLL WITH IT http://imgur.com/nKbg3xh

 

[Dalarast]

so, do I have this right?

some deluded chucklefuck believes a cartoon Xian is the Test mascot, and now we're buying into it?

You mean are hidden propaganda machine failed and people are realizing the hidden test images everywhere. From the Xian, err Test Raptor to the repeated Test images on Chappie... to the 1980-90s commercial (and later Saturday morning cartoon) crash test dummies...

Test is not just a Star Citizen organization; but a global super power that is getting ready for world wide takeover....

What? I just blacked out.. where am I?

 

[WarrenPeace]

so, do I have this right?

some deluded chucklefuck believes a cartoon Xian is the Test mascot, and now we're buying into it?

Close. Some deluded chucklefuck thought a cartoon Xi'an is the TEST mascot, everyone died laughing, we decided why not, TEST raptor FTW, Disco Lando called us professionals, the chucklefuck in question got booted from his org and he now claims he loves TEST Squadron.

So, yeah, you're pretty much on point.

 

[UnderSc0re]

Did some more recruiting at Target today.

 

[Annitias]

34.99!?! Thats crazy! I will go buy myself another Aurora now....

 

[WarrenPeace]

34.99!?! Thats crazy! I will go buy myself another Aurora now....

Yeah, but you get 4 raptors! Great way to stock up on extra crewmembers.

 

[Black Sunder]

Did some more recruiting at Target today.

Please tell me you're sending those to Disco Lando with a note about our increased membership.

 

[UnderSc0re]

@Black Sunder Haha. Help me think of something clever.

 

[Black Sunder]

@Black Sunder Haha. Help me think of something clever.

I got nothin. Totally blank. Just send them to him with a note saying they are the new TEST Raptors that look lik the Xi'an. And then ask that he play with them in RtV.

 

[Dalarast]

I think Montoya should do a PSA. Basically with the release of Jurassic World around the corner we should expect a HUGE increase in membership with all the Test Raptors running around... with Star Lord :)

 

[Halvix]

What Azmodeth failed to realize is that if he would have accepted our invite and joined us, then his chances of being heard by CIG would have greatly increased. Because as we all know, TEST has a heavy influence within the SC community, and a growing presence around the world...

 

[thanatos73]

Wait wasn't there a band, in the 90's, what were they called........The Crash Test Dummies?

 

[MzHartz]

Wait wasn't there a band, in the 90's, what were they called........The Crash Test Dummies?

Mmmm mmm.

 

[thanatos73]

The Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead

 

[UnderSc0re]

I got nothin. Totally blank. Just send them to him with a note saying they are the new TEST Raptors that look lik the Xi'an. And then ask that he play with them in RtV.

I tried sending them a toy parrot after they said not to send birds to them in RtV and they either denied the package or I messed something up. I used their address on the CIG page for Santa Monica.

 

[Dalarast]

I love Test Raptor....

T-SHIRT... NOW! :)

 

[NKato]

Call the TEST Raptors the long-lost "crazy" cousins of the Serious-Business Xi'an.