JacknHoffa
Lieutenant
My bottle went dry. Now I am (CONCERN)ed, how will i be able to fly? To drunk to drive, to sober to fly! I am (CONCERN)ed my TEST PILOT license will revoked for not having a reserve supply of beer.
[CONCERN] Rising
- Thread starter Black Sunder
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J. L. Wolf
Space Marshal
Mustang beer ferries? My Beta is gonna have a bar, just as soon as I can figure out how to get it out of the hangar and into the back ...
Just duck tape it to the side of it. If you need a drink just EVA and start drinking.
Day 6: Members starting to behave erratically....more so than usual....really more so. We may need to deploy emergency emergency beer rations soon and upgrade to TESTcon [CONCERN] Yellow Level 2
CrashMan054
Commander
Day 7: TESTies are planning to forcibly take over the TESTcon page and raise the level, in hopes that their leader will take notice. Rum supplies have almost run out. [CONCERN] is high.
AntiSqueaker
Space Marshal
Day 7: Emergency Beerfarers have been deployed to bring a week's supply of beer to TEST. [CONCERN] is now at TESTcon [CONCERN] Yellow Lvl 2.
Day 7.1: Only 15 members were trampled to death in a havoc that ensued, when wind got out about a new beerfarer delivery. Numbers are lower than usual. The Operation is considered a great success by independent observers.
Day 9: No update from the Leader. Rations running low. TEST members now turning to worship of the Leader and praying for relief that his Video will soon come to save us.
Day 11: Confidence fading. [CONCERN] Rising. I call upon Dear Leader to please give us an update on his status! Please show us the LIGHT!
the lack of [CONCERN] is [CONCERN]ing. how long until the emergency beer rations are empty? I need another one to drown my [CONCERN]
yellow 2 i think :O
WarrenPeace
Space Marshal
Due to rising [CONCERN], beer reserves have been moved to new, secure location. In other news, I'm out of beer and I have to pee.
JacknHoffa
Lieutenant
I have (CONCERN)ing news. In my sober state of mind, i rode my LongAurora with no (CONCERN) down the street, fell off and broke both legs and ankles. The surgeon/doc (CONCERN)ed me most when he said no alcohol period! That was three months ago, my (CONCERN) is starting to diminish as the evil man said I can drink once more. When I am able to walk I will fill my belly with the chosen drink of the gods without (CONCERN). And I shall stay off the LongAurora if sober, period!
Exarkun007
Commander
I am now so [CONCERN]ed that I started to wet the bed. 99% of my dreams are about Montoyas nipples. Booze and strippers now only take up around 1%. I also noticed uncontrollable shivers.