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Tealwraith

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Han Burgundy said:
Wait Wait Wait! Are you certified to fuck that guy? You need to get your guy-fuckin' cert first.
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There's some certs I don't think I could even begin the training. Is this gonna be an org requirement, because I just don't think I have what it takes to, uh, go there? Not that there's anything wrong with that certification.
 
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Tealwraith said:
There's some certs I don't think I could even begin the training. Is this gonna be an org requirement, because I just don't think I have what it takes to, uh, go there? Not that there's anything wrong with that certification.
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Haven't you heard, Tealwraith? Sexuality is a spectrum now, so you'll be able to attain a wide variety a certifications these days.



Coincidence? I think not.

Insert joke concerning the "gay agenda" here.
 
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Han Burgundy said:
Haven't you heard, Tealwraith? Sexuality is a spectrum now, so you'll be able to attain a wide variety a certifications these days.



Coincidence? I think not.

Insert joke concerning the "gay agenda" here.
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So, we have chicken...
 
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I'm pretty sure I'm not a politician as most politicians are lawyers and there are a few things we DO know about lawyers, in general.

The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawyers instead of rats in their experiments. Naturally, the American Bar Association was outraged and filed suit. Yet, the NIH presented some very good reasons for the switch:

1. The lab assistants were becoming very attached to their little rats. This emotional involvement was interfering with the research being conducted. No such attachment could form for a lawyer.

2. Lawyers breed faster and are in much greater supply.

3. Lawyers are much cheaper to care for and the humanitarian societies won't jump all over you no matter what you're studying.

4. There are some things even a rat won't do.
 
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Han Burgundy said:
Haven't you heard, Tealwraith? Sexuality is a spectrum now, so you'll be able to attain a wide variety a certifications these days.



Coincidence? I think not.

Insert joke concerning the "gay agenda" here.
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The way you're talking, we're going to need a new TEST database to register everyone's preferred pronouns.
 
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Tealwraith said:
The way you're talking, we're going to need a new TEST database to register everyone's preferred pronouns.
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Registration?! Oh, so now we have to be categorized by some book?! I WILL NOT BE DEFINED! UGH!!! #TRIGGERED #Freedom2bM3 #ChauvinismSomehow
 
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