Convince me to not buy an Endeavor!

[aLumberingOx]

I'm more than willing to spent a few hours a day/month (what'ever is more feasible) flying people around and crashing them into the sun.... (errrrrm)... helping them salvage.... (honest).
I have only one man ships though, so you'll have to ride on the outside..

I have a strong grip. One hand on the side, another to hold my beer. Nothing like vacuum cold space beer.

 

[Blind Owl]

I have a strong grip. One hand on the side, another to hold my beer. Nothing like vacuum cold space beer.

Vacuum is cold . . .

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Nothing like vacuum cold space beer.

You must be drinking American Bud Light.
You ever want to drink with the real mean, grow a neck beard, buy an axe, and hold on tight, cause I'm about to puke and errrgggh...... brb

 

[Blind Owl]

You must be drinking American Bud Light.
You ever want to drink with the real mean, grow a neck beard, buy an axe, and hold on tight, cause I'm about to puke and errrgggh...... brb

Too much bud light. He just went full 'merican. Give him a day or 365 to recover...

 

[aLumberingOx]

Blah light you mean. A good beer stays down... then exits properly. weihenstephaner for me

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

I once had an American drink me under the table. He passed out and I bonked my head getting out from under the table.