@CrudeSasquatch swears into the CF tomorrow.

[CrudeSasquatch]

@CrudeSasquatch, @Blind Owl I want to see you guys on this show. Maybe they can add a water purification challenge.

There's no way these guys could be in TEST.

I watched that a bit then the movers showed up so I had to watch them UNPACK EVERYTHING and repack it! I was like WHAT THE! I DIDN'T GO OUT PARTYING SO I COULD GET THAT DONE!
Anyways. ... Go CANADA!
If they ever have a water treatment challenge I hope Paulie Shore and Adam Sandler are a team.

Best of luck to you! We'll miss you here, but soon you'll be back in your new form, more powerful than the last!

I feel tougher already!


I wrote a poem for the occasion.

All my bags are packed I'm ready to go...
The movers are taking my things out the door...
I have no computer... but three more days until I fly....
I'm leaving on a jet plane
No Internet until maybe May
I'm so nervous I could cry!
All my bags are packed
Off to the Can Force
Demographically I'll have at least one divorce. ..
But worse. ..oh worse. ..
No meme's foooooor me!
The Taxi's waiting, dads honking the horn.
First week of Basic
Why was I born?
No Reddit.com slash r slash funny
But babe I's gots to gooooooo....

 

[Beerjerker]

I feel tougher already!

That's the spirit! You'll do great, @CrudeSasquatch ! A rare Pepe to see you off!

 

[Blind Owl]

Despite that I'm still allowed to vote, I don't think I'm allowed to comment on political things anymore. I shall endeavour to serve Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II, her heirs and appointees, and the duly elected members of Parliament.
Buuuuuuut.......
I guess since you're talking about a rebellious colonial government, I should have to point out that one day, we shall make America Great Britain Again! Elizabeth II 2016!
Hey @Blind Owl am I allowed to say that?

Uuuuuuuum, yup? Haha.

@CrudeSasquatch, @Blind Owl I want to see you guys on this show. Maybe they can add a water purification challenge.

There's no way these guys could be in TEST.

Haha, the Canadian's should have won that one. ;)

 

[Blind Owl]

Well, he's gone. Should be landing in about an hour or so, onto the bus, and off to the Canadian Forces Leadership and Recuit School.

 

[Beerjerker]

Well, he's gone. Should be landing in about an hour or so, onto the bus, and off to the Canadian Forces Leadership and Recuit School.

He's probably better prepared than most with your tutelage. Be sure to have lots of junk food, beer, and cigarettes waiting for him when he graduates. Maybe you can get him to puke!

 

[Blind Owl]

He's probably better prepared than most with your tutelage. Be sure to have lots of junk food, beer, and cigarettes waiting for him when he graduates. Maybe you can get him to puke!

I'm sure he will be. I hope so anyways.
I'll work on all the goodies for his grad. Haha

 

[hardroc77]

Haha, the Canadian's should have won that one. ;)

Next time a three on three Ice hockey challenge.

Well, he's gone.

Sasquatch will NEVER be gone. His aura ( Aurora) will permeate the Org until his return.

BTW, what exactly is an aura?

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

BTW, what exactly is an aura?

An Aura? A Aurora!

 

[Blind Owl]

BTW, what exactly is an aura?

Crude's aura smells like stale farts. At least, I think that's his aura.

 

[AstroSam]

Ouch :fearful::grin::D

 

[hardroc77]

An Aura? A Aurora!

Oh yeah. Sorry my bad. I'll have to fix that for me.

 

[hardroc77]

Crude's aura smells like stale farts.

With friends like this.......

 

[hardroc77]

I wonder if I'll be able to get a fake fur skin for my Aurora in game. I'll call it the Sasquatch.

 

[Blind Owl]

With friends like this.......

Brothers.
He stinks
Fuck him.
He's not tracking this right now.
Haha

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Brothers.
He stinks
Fuck him.
He's not tracking this right now.
Haha

Hahaha.
I carpet bomb the drill hall. left right left right lift leg gas off left right halt stomp fart

 

[BadMoonRicin]

Coming from a retired U.S. Army man... Watch your "Six", brother. And the best of luck to you!

 

[marctek]

Hahaha.
I carpet bomb the drill hall. left right left right lift leg gas off left right halt stomp fart

That is great. I'm just glad I wasn't there.

 

[Blind Owl]

Hahaha.
I carpet bomb the drill hall. left right left right lift leg gas off left right halt stomp fart

Perfect! You're learning. Crop-dusting is an integral post of being in the armed forces.

 

[marctek]

Perfect! You're learning. Crop-dusting is an integral post of being in the armed forces.

I had a room mate in Ft. Hood that cleared our whole platoon during formation. When TOP came over to get after us, he turned around and dismissed everyone.

 

[Blind Owl]

I had a room mate in Ft. Hood that cleared our whole platoon during formation. When TOP came over to get after us, he turned around and dismissed everyone.

That's fucking near legendary. Awesome.