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NaffNaffBobFace

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Ok so who is going to be the dairy farmer? Who wants to ferry cows across the universe? Not it!!!
Interesting, but I'm wondering which animal would make the most sense to have in outer-space from a dairy perspective. Given the limited space and resources on board a space craft, an alternate supply may be more practical:

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Devil Dog Hog

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Obviously we don't need space cows or dogs to provide the fleet with the required lactose for our morning cereal. The TEST interstellar Transportation Services has plenty of obese, out of shape, male space truckers with nothing productive to do while in quantum. Just hook up some pumps to their MANmeries during transit and increase our profits with grade x fresh product thats approved for institutional use. Well make hundreds of credits when we sell it to the prisons just prior to breaking out TEST members.
 

NaffNaffBobFace

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Obviously we don't need space cows or dogs to provide the fleet with the required lactose for our morning cereal. The TEST interstellar Transportation Services has plenty of obese, out of shape, male space truckers with nothing productive to do while in quantum. Just hook up some pumps to their MANmeries during transit and increase our profits with grade x fresh product thats approved for institutional use. Well make hundreds of credits when we sell it to the prisons just prior to breaking out TEST members.
Ah, the perils of too much Quantum Travel on the frail human body. Stands to reason some unexpected side effects may arise, and all the better if they are useful ones like this.

Hmmm, TEST Interstellar Transportation Service....

That has a noice ring to it, has anyone considered this for the Logistics Group name?
 
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NaffNaffBobFace

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TEST rescue sounds so common. Lets jazz it up a bit, like;
TEST waa-bulance
The Boo Boo Bus
Death Jockies
Meat Wagon
The Wee-Woos
Grim Wee-pers
Carcuss Collectors
Meat-Popsicle Menders
 
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