Do we have an official org car?

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But can it fly into the sun?
I don't think you'd need to, it's a bug. Just get in and make sure the windows are rolled up, then slam the door. The pressure will make parts of your brain squirt out your nose. Not only that but once you get to the pearly gates, you end up going to hell because they ask "How did you die?" so you tell them, "I slammed the door of a VW Bug", and they say, "Go to Hell" - so you can continue the party with alla other Testies.

Even a new bug would do, and you don't even need to slam the door. Some truckers I know call the yellow ones "speed bumps".
 

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I don't think you'd need to, it's a bug. Just get in and make sure the windows are rolled up, then slam the door. The pressure will make parts of your brain squirt out your nose. Not only that but once you get to the pearly gates, you end up going to hell because they ask "How did you die?" so you tell them, "I slammed the door of a VW Bug", and they say, "Go to Hell" - so you can continue the party with alla other Testies.

Even a new bug would do, and you don't even need to slam the door. Some truckers I know call the yellow ones "speed bumps".
If I had a good sized pickup with a durable enough cattle guard, I'd like to treat (not so) "smart" cars like the balls used in Rocket League. (Especially if the owner is operating the vehicle at that time.)
 
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NaffNaffBobFace
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Not to be a wet blanket, but Testarossa means Red Head because they painted the heads on the engine red, or something, I haven't messed with cars in years. Besides, I thought this was the official org car:
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No room for beers. Unless you kick the passenger out then you can put them in the passenger seat.
 
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NaffNaffBobFace
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If memory serves weren't those dolls filled with explosive gas?

These are that TEST Weapons Research Labs anti-personnel mines are going to be filled with. Did you see 'em run?!
 
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Blind Owl

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Only if you give it to Elon Musk
Does he own a sun?
I don't think you'd need to, it's a bug. Just get in and make sure the windows are rolled up, then slam the door. The pressure will make parts of your brain squirt out your nose. Not only that but once you get to the pearly gates, you end up going to hell because they ask "How did you die?" so you tell them, "I slammed the door of a VW Bug", and they say, "Go to Hell" - so you can continue the party with alla other Testies.

Even a new bug would do, and you don't even need to slam the door. Some truckers I know call the yellow ones "speed bumps".
Hahahaha