Do we have an official org car?

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  1. Montoya

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    Yes, we have a new donation goal.

    Nothing stupid like "$200 for camera equipment", or "$90 for new webcam". We are talking really serious stuff like a Ferrari!
     
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    How about this, it comes pre-logo'd. Pretty Aurora looking if you ask me.

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    But can it fly into the sun?
     
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    Only if you give it to Elon Musk
     
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    Drake Cutlass Yellow
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    I don't think you'd need to, it's a bug. Just get in and make sure the windows are rolled up, then slam the door. The pressure will make parts of your brain squirt out your nose. Not only that but once you get to the pearly gates, you end up going to hell because they ask "How did you die?" so you tell them, "I slammed the door of a VW Bug", and they say, "Go to Hell" - so you can continue the party with alla other Testies.

    Even a new bug would do, and you don't even need to slam the door. Some truckers I know call the yellow ones "speed bumps".
     
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    If I had a good sized pickup with a durable enough cattle guard, I'd like to treat (not so) "smart" cars like the balls used in Rocket League. (Especially if the owner is operating the vehicle at that time.)
     
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    I love it! Sounds like a hella lot of fun!
     
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    Not to be a wet blanket, but Testarossa means Red Head because they painted the heads on the engine red, or something, I haven't messed with cars in years. Besides, I thought this was the official org car:
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    No room for beers. Unless you kick the passenger out then you can put them in the passenger seat.
     
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    This will do nicely. I mean it comes with a couple of barrels of moonshine.

    Okay, I got a dollar.
     
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    This gets my vote. I had one of these until some asshole rear-ended it at a stop light. color_car_py.jpg
     
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    Complete with entertainment

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    If memory serves weren't those dolls filled with explosive gas?

     
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    These are that TEST Weapons Research Labs anti-personnel mines are going to be filled with. Did you see 'em run?!
     
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    This is what @NaffNaffBobFace video has turned into. Guess its to top secret.

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    Woah... and i thought it was just a bunch of exploding self-inflating sex dolls... nothing unusual... nothing malformed...

    Who's going to tell YouTube their "Hello Handshake" is buggered?
     
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    Does he own a sun?
    Hahahaha
     
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    No but word on the street is he does like launching cars into space.
     
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    Funny_Pictures_plane-crash-lands-on-my-friends-car-fortunately-no-one-was-hurt_13919.jpeg

    Just photo shop an aurora as the plane and we have our test car! Cadaurora!!
     
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