Election's in the USA...
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PajamaJams
Captain
Moving to England first chance I get, they're debating a ban on Donald Trump.
Wolf Lord Caldersson
Salt Miner
I dont think simply moving to another country solvea your issues. You dont think jolly ol england has its own issues? They banned porn and tried to ban knives bigger than 3 inches.
i agree, it's a harmless thread but things of this sort of category we should be careful of
Hadron Xon
Space Marshal
Oh boys... boys...
I'll be happy to be your President for a couple hours during Canada's term. My first law will be that to sell beer it has to have alcohol in it. I'm looking at you Bud Light.
Imagine, if you will, a world where every American is drunk all day
I'll be happy to be your President for a couple hours during Canada's term. My first law will be that to sell beer it has to have alcohol in it. I'm looking at you Bud Light.
Imagine, if you will, a world where every American is drunk all day
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Hilarious. I'll be sure to make pot legal across the country. Right after I follow Payton's idea and buy some pizza joints. Hehe. Pizza. And Joints.
Frisbeerocker
Commissar
Saw the thread title and came here to close the thread.
But I 100% approve of this now.
Canada has my vote.
But I 100% approve of this now.
Canada has my vote.
Why not just move to Ireland.
Drink all day
Laugh all day
Play/watch sport all day
Every now and then sell a fake gold watch to an English tourist for £££££ and laugh as their wrist turns green.
Green like your heart.
Drink all day
Laugh all day
Play/watch sport all day
Every now and then sell a fake gold watch to an English tourist for £££££ and laugh as their wrist turns green.
Green like your heart.
Well we'll welcome u with open arms and soon to be shit benefits. Oh and we said that we can't ban Donald trump in a debate unless he is a threat to us. So he's banned
Those of you that don't vote for Montoya will be kicked from the org......probably. Just saying.
Blind Owl says my thread title sounds like I'm starting a debate about which government you have and should have, etcetera et al...
There is no debate! Montoya for President!
(Hey Brother Owl, they will definitely let us keep the thread open now! I kissed ass!)
There is no debate! Montoya for President!
(Hey Brother Owl, they will definitely let us keep the thread open now! I kissed ass!)
Sweet. Wait, if @Montoya gets voted in, do they get strong beer AND maple syrup AND a reasonable drinking age? Or do we deliver those at glorious leaders behest upon the backs of Canadian beasts of burden (moose)?
Imagine if you will, a wourld where every house has a goulden tap that pours fourth the delightful deliciousness that is Maple Syrup shipped via pipelines straight to the table.
A wourld where you can keep your loung rifle, but nout your automatic large clip RPG (Because it spoils the meat).
A WOuRLD WHERE YOU'RE ALLOuWED TOu BE A HOOuKER, BUT NOuT HIRE A HOOuKER! (Actual Canadian Law)
Canada,
A place where even if the bars aren't oupen, you can still gou clubbing with seals.
A wourld where you can keep your loung rifle, but nout your automatic large clip RPG (Because it spoils the meat).
A WOuRLD WHERE YOU'RE ALLOuWED TOu BE A HOOuKER, BUT NOuT HIRE A HOOuKER! (Actual Canadian Law)
Canada,
A place where even if the bars aren't oupen, you can still gou clubbing with seals.
Test is a benevolent dictatorship, not a democracy
we don't need no stinking elections
Yes... yes of course. All hail glorious leader! Elected 100% unanimously by hearts and minds of Testies.
Crap I knew the Canadians where going to try an take over at some point. Maybe it's for the best.