Ok, You want a story? Fine.
Look, It was my brothers, 2nd, or 3rd, maybe 4th, 36 year old birthday party, might not of even been 36, I have no idea, I mean I know how old he is, but this guessing shit is fun. So, Me and my underage friends are beating up the beer and flavored alcohol. Yes, some of my friends were/are bitches. I get the great idea that the bottle of Absinthe on the pool table is totally cool to drink and my friends, being cumulatively dumb as a bag of rocks decide, that, 1: yes, its a good idea and 2: lets get wasted. I wake up 10 seconds later, in real time about an hour or so. Friend one is puking into a wicker trashcan, thing was on carpet. Other friend is trying to console him whilst watching Mecha Godzilla fuck up Godzilla, on a beat up ass TV in my sisters room (she was off at university) cheering on Godzilla whilst our buddy is hooking it into a receptacle that is blowing his vomit all over everything. Buddy 2 slaps me in the face yelling "YOUR GIRL FRIEND NEEDS YOU!!" I am totally naked at this point. I run out of the room and attended to my girlfriend...Shes in my bed, shes puked all over my computer chair, tile floor covered in puke. I walked right out into the party naked, grabbed some of the cake that my brother had set on top of the lit burners of the stove, shit was kinda on fire, and went back to bed in my parents room. I don't want your mouse. I don't need it. I am Test.
