Google Develops algorithm to translate drunken speech

[GrammarGestapo]

Good news my friends! Google has already developed an effective translation tool, capable of turning even the most unrecognizable of sentences into proper english! We must get a discord relay bot integrated before star citizen proper launches. Imagine how effective test fleets would become if we could actually understand each other during them!

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

Well it beats the automated captions they have running on Youtube by a mile and a half.

 

[Bambooza]

Not sure this will help and might be a hindrance, sure it might help those who are sober in understanding the rest of us but honestly beyond poor tank who else is sober?

 

[Ammorn]

So they just finally made it able to translate Irish and Scottish then?

 

[Takeiteasy]

:angry:

 

[Printimus]

Noice!

 

[Blind Owl]

Oh great! Now y'all will be able to understand @CrudeSasquatch and I.

 

[Bambooza]

Maybe @CrudeSasquatch, but honestly even google has given up trying to translate @Blind Owl

 

[Blind Owl]

Maybe @CrudeSasquatch, but honestly even google has given up trying to translate @Blind Owl

HA! My cypher is complete! My code is so uncrackable that even the intended recipients can't figure it out. I am an island! An impregnable fortress!

Oh look, a beer.

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Maybe @CrudeSasquatch, but honestly even google has given up trying to translate @Blind Owl

HA! My cypher is complete! My code is so uncrackable that even the intended recipients can't figure it out. I am an island! An impregnable fortress!

Oh look, a beer.

Woohoo! I'm finally understand to talk! To.
Beer!
I have friends?

 

[Blind Owl]

Woohoo! I'm finally understand to talk! To.
Beer!
I have friends?

You are friends. Understand the beer. Infinity also, too. Speak to the who.

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Speak to the who.

Who?

 

[Blind Owl]

Who?
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Hoot

 

[Blind Owl]

Er

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Hoot

Ooh no a cat

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

.incoherencE

 

[Blind Owl]

Production of probability has begun. It may or may not be completed.

 

[Bambooza]

Ooh no a cat
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Stupid mental filters are preventing me from making a reasonable comment on this cat. Must fine more beer.