Greatest Game Review ever.
- Thread starter CosmicTrader
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Yep, that review is about right. It mirrors my sentiments almost exactly. I'm going to take my $60 game and file it away on the list of worst purchases I have ever made. I will put it on the shelf of shame next to the powerglove, my "authentic reproduction" conan sword, and a stripper named Candy...
DontTouchMyHoHos
Space Marshal
The reddit post he talks about is enlightening. You can see his face contort in his own lies. Liars btw look up and to the right, watch him when he lies. "You have learned the korvax word for "Korvax"
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Its a just brilliant review.
Naming the Planet "Sigourney Weaver"...and the crab-hunt...and above all: the suits of the guys...and their excitement at least during the first 10 hours, hahahah :D:D:D
The second "bullshit"-half is more like sad...
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Epic "Fuc...."-scream :D
Minute 32 - fucking laugh my ass off, again, hahaha :D :D
Minute 35:30 - having tears in my eyes while laughing :D :D :D
Minute 32 - fucking laugh my ass off, again, hahaha :D :D
Minute 35:30 - having tears in my eyes while laughing :D :D :D
Wow I've watched a lot of angry reviews and that's the only one where he's tried to take his own life out of pure frustration :o
To be fair - I could smell the disappointment well before it came out, it promised too much. Add it to the list of recent games I looked at, and wanted but my tummy told me "no theres something not right", so decided to wait till launch and see a few reviews. No Mans Sky, The Division, Battlefront
To be fair - I could smell the disappointment well before it came out, it promised too much. Add it to the list of recent games I looked at, and wanted but my tummy told me "no theres something not right", so decided to wait till launch and see a few reviews. No Mans Sky, The Division, Battlefront
Bigcracker
Space Marshal
As soon as you have a company not let reviewers look at your game before it comes out you know you have problems. Most games give out press copies to hype a game up. NMS said it didnt want to spoil anything, played my 1hr and 45mins and got a refund.
JackAvalon
Space Marshal
I pre-ordered mine on Steam 2 months ago. Applied for a refund with 2 hrs of gameplay in NMS. Got my refund 2 days later. Just saying you can do this as long as you haven't a substantial amount of game time or it passes over 14 days from launch. So you have to the 26th if you bought on Steam. :)