Humour us Canadians, we do love our "U". It's a right honourable letter, full of vigour. We savour every opportunity to extol the virtues of said letter to our great neighbours to the south. With candour though, I tell you be careful, friend traveller, as you labour to manoeuvre the harbour. The vapour is known to exude a foul odour, and if mouldy may even cause a tumour, and not too savoury a flavour.
Ok I'm done with this abhorrent behaviour.