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SeungRyul

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DarthMatter

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Jul 18, 2016
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DarthMatter
It's at moments like these that I want to know more math-based-jokes. Most of mine are improvised in the moment and then I forget them.
 
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DarthMatter

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Jul 18, 2016
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What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?
I'd be me, inside a big coil, rolling down a hill?
Assuming attached is equivalent to in contact with in this case.
And assuming my friends that pushed me down are drunk.
 
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Feb 16, 2017
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That's irrational......
 

NaffNaffBobFace

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tl;dr

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Varku

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In germany we have a phrase "PI mal daumen" (literaly Pi times thumb) we use it similar to the english phrase round about.
the answer to everything is 42.

So we get the following equation:
PI x Thumb = 42

By rearanging that, we get

Thumb = 42/PI
Which leaves us with:
Thumb ~ 13.37

1337 is "leet speak"
So we have mathematical proven that Thumbs are superior!
Horay!
 

Aramil

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Mathematician: Pi r squared
Baker: No! Pie are round, cake are square!

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In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00.
As you know, everything shrinks in the cold.
They call it Eskimo pi.


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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are all given identical
rubber balls and told to find the volume. They are given anything they
want to measure it, and have all the time they need.

The mathematician
pulls out a measuring tape and records the circumference. He then
divides by two times pi to get the radius, cubes that, multiplies by pi
again, and then multiplies by four-thirds and thereby calculates the
volume.

The physicist gets a bucket of water, places 1.00000 gallons of
water in the bucket, drops in the ball, and measures the displacement
to six significant figures.

And the engineer? He writes down the serial
number of the ball, and looks it up.

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Question: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Answer: Pumpkin Pi!

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Question: What do you get when you take the moon and divide its circumference by its diameter?
Answer: Pi in the sky.

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The worst thing about getting hit in the face with pi is that it never ends.

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Never talk to pi. He’ll go on forever.
 
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Graptor

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How about I have a beer for each digit that I can memorize. That way I won't get too far before I have to quit! Maybe this many? :beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:
 
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Carlos Spicyweiner

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A truly amazing day in history, not only is it Pi day, it is also Albert Einstein's birthday! And even more significantly, it is MY birthday too! For many years now, on this, the anniversary of Al's and my birth, I lay me down in a dark field and gaze out at the cosmos, marveling in the intertwining fates that connect Albert, myself, and Pi. And asking the eternal questions: "Is that dew, or did I pee my spacepants again?" and "How far is that 7/11? I need another beer"
 
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