Hitchhiking Guild To The Universe for Test Dummies

[Tiger]

As a Professional test pilot and lunatic I will be crashing a lot. I will need a ride
Questions
1 Can I get a hitchhiking beacon..
2 how can I be trusted in a drunken violent state not to kill my generous host and tea bag while laughing
3. The hitch hiker could be molested
4 do you get a license like a uber driver to pick up retarded test pilots for a fee

please add or answer these mindless meaninglessness moronic questions..

 

[DrunkenTeddy]

Yes.

 

[CosmicTrader]

1. Yes.
2.Of course not.
3. We can only hope.
4. We don't need no sticking license.

 

[AstroGimp01]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTNGYhyhTU4


'Gimp

 

[Thugari]

wait, your questions are void. you DO NOT HAVE A TOWEL!
No babelfish for you.

 

[Tiger]

wait, your questions are void. you DO NOT HAVE A TOWEL!
No babelfish for you.

Yes. You are right. The answer to the meaning of life is 42.