How do you wipe?

[supitza]

I can answer the last one with some passion lol
I always flick the empty cardboard-roll off the holder and let it fall cos due to the very small and almost fully tiled toilet room, it sounds exactly like a shotgun shell hitting the ground! ( at least to the 9 y.o. inside me it does)
And it's soo freaking cool!
I just have to do it every time
Than I just reload the new roll onto the holder.

There are some brands of TP who come with self-dissolving cardboard-rolls, so you just toss them in the toiled and poof! they're gone. But sadly that doesn't come with shotgun sounds.

 

[LoicFarris]

What do you think we are? Savages?

Maybe!

I had to use a toilet at the airport in Bucharest once, the one with the self cleaning rim, only it was broken so it didn't clean. It was also such a short rim that there was no chance in hell at wiping with the sand paper the airport provided as toilet paper. You basically had to un-stick your self from the toilet rim, make sure to schedule a tetanus shot when you got home and wipe standing up.

Other than that I loved Romania!

 

[Carlos Spicyweiner]

I just wait for a new patch. CIG takes care of the wipe for me. Last time I lost almost 250k aUEC

 

[DarthMunkee]

I could answer this question for you in a great amount of detail, however I'm still fairly new here and I'm not sure what the bar is exactly when it comes to... crude humor.

When we dig down far enough to find the bar we'll let you know.

 

[StdDev]

if you're gunna clean...........

 

[LoicFarris]

When we dig down far enough to find the bar we'll let you know.

Perfect as long as I can help dig we're good!

 

[Carlos Spicyweiner]

What an amazing org I have aligned myself with! All this science makes my head spin!(by the way, we're 2 pages in on this. Can we certify this as a true SHIT post now?)

 

[Vavrik]

What an amazing org I have aligned myself with! All this science makes my head spin!(by the way, we're 2 pages in on this. Can we certify this as a true SHIT post now?)

Well. I have no objections, in fact I might have a contribution in about 2 or 3 minutes.

 

[August]

Make sure you check your contribution for fibre; it’s important to ensure a supple approach to waste delivery.

 

[Taterhed]

Depends on if im usin TP, a corn cob, or the Sears N Roebuck catalog.

 

[Lorddarthvik]

There are some brands of TP who come with self-dissolving cardboard-rolls, so you just toss them in the toiled and poof! they're gone. But sadly that doesn't come with shotgun sounds.

Yeah, but I need the sound to mark the occasion lol The dissolving ones tend to sound worse as they are softer.
Those tend to clog up the old shitty piping, there was even a public announcement that we should throw em in the trash like the normal ones cos it messes up the system. I put em in the selective paper waste like a good boi

 

[supitza]

Maybe!

I had to use a toilet at the airport in Bucharest once, the one with the self cleaning rim, only it was broken so it didn't clean. It was also such a short rim that there was no chance in hell at wiping with the sand paper the airport provided as toilet paper. You basically had to un-stick your self from the toilet rim, make sure to schedule a tetanus shot when you got home and wipe standing up.

Other than that I loved Romania!

In Romania, most public toilets look like the one from the movie Trainspotting. Your best bet is to find a restaurant or pub and use the toilet there.
And I have a fear of using airport toilets in general. I remember I once had a long flight with a connection at Dubai International Airport, which is like the world's 3rd biggest airport, and after I saw the toilet I was like "oh hell naw" and pressed my butt cheeks really hard.

 

[Taterhed]

I just pop an Iraqi squat over the toilet, align my anus, and drop my shit. Then I wipe myself clean and carry on.

Given enough MRE intake, wiping is optional ;)

 

[August]

2 pages talking about poo. Truely these are my people.

 

[Wolfy]

Given enough MRE intake, wiping is optional ;)

Given enough MRE intake, shitting is optional as well.

 

[GarikDuvall]

"SUPITZA asking the tough questions, so you don't have to!"

 

[Carlos Spicyweiner]

Given enough MRE intake, wiping is optional ;)

Just wear a respirator so you don't breathe in the dust!

 

[Printimus]

Home:
Wash with a mini-shower (not a bidet, but a shower connected to the wall near the toilet - something like this).
Hostile environment:
TP always folded - 2 or 3 squares, depending on how much of the roll is left. Wipe once while seated, then stand and wipe as many times as necessary.


What do you think we are? Savages?

yeah but how do you dry your wet butt after taking a shower to clean the poo off?

 

[Kiladyn]

That reminds me of an old army joke about why you should flush twice while on base.

Now I want to know this joke....

Also who are the savages that stand and smear everything?

my wife wants a bidet... but im nervous like what happens if the pressure builds up and gives me a massive undesired enema....

 

[supitza]

yeah but how do you dry your wet butt after taking a shower to clean the poo off?

An ass towel. It's like a normal tower, but only for the ass.