Isn't that how kids nap? I thought this was normal.By any standards that's a testament to your good parenting.
Now, if you want to turn that dial to 11...
I am nailing it as a Parent!
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Michael Jackson, is that you?
WarrenPeace
Space Marshal
Fuckit. Deadpool's M rated brother
Montoya, Please dont show your daughter this or do, i cant tell u what to do :/
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E04mRYAe3T8
Montoya, Please dont show your daughter this or do, i cant tell u what to do :/
Awwwww, baby Spiderman! He's so cute. Probably has really sticky poops though.
Gneissnoggin
Admiral
Wouldn't this be under "Duct taping it as parent" topic?By any standards that's a testament to your good parenting.
Now, if you want to turn that dial to 11...
Gneissnoggin
Admiral
Found you a pub in Britain, Montoya...
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/well-nail-your-kids-your-4398310
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/well-nail-your-kids-your-4398310
Hahaha, too funny. People are far too sensitive these days. I think that's hilarious.
I do hope they have really good beer.
Got my 5 year old into Rocket League, Mario Bros, Minecraft, and Lego. Her favorite show right now is the old Super Mario Bros shows. Totally nailing it.
New kid incoming, must implement 5 year plan to have both as crew members on my ship. Maybe there will be a 3 seater aurora by then. :)
New kid incoming, must implement 5 year plan to have both as crew members on my ship. Maybe there will be a 3 seater aurora by then. :)
EpilepticCricket
Space Marshal
Teaching children to fly in formation is an important life skill to have.
Woohoo! Congrats on the future turret gunner. Keep those plans in place. We're gonna need a new generation of fresh eyes and steady hands to fly and shoot for us. Especially with the amount of liquor we imbibe.
Pass me a beer would ya?
Cheers
Hadron Xon
Space Marshal
DragonHeart
Space Marshal
Play a cartoon on the Ipad trick.
It works wonders while they eat, in the car, and anywhere.
It works wonders while they eat, in the car, and anywhere.
EpilepticCricket
Space Marshal
Be careful with carsickness though. I've had to ban tablets and phones in my car because kids kept getting pukey/sick (thankfully nothing got on my seats, but I'm not a gambler with my car lol).
I don't know how people read those books.. I couldn't get past the first page it was sooooo boring! And I love reading! So we just winged it.. The results (besides superhero preferences over Disney princesses): Montoya has trained the kids to chase me around with lightsabers before bed time. Fun times!
Haha, lightsabers before bed? That's awesome. It sounds about perfect. :)
My wife and I are taking a 'common sense approach', rather than a 'book telling us how to change diapers and feed and cloth and walk and talk and breathe' approach.
We got rid of those damn things as soon as soon as we started reading them. We must be doing something right because the little rascal is starting to walk and he's 9 months old. So advanced. Haha.
