Han Burgundy
Space Marshal
For the record, Grandpa Joe was a piece of shit. Lays around all day, "bedridden", until some puke kid comes home with a chance for him to make a buck. SUDDENLY Joey here is up and dancing about it. WHAT THE SHIT, YOU LAZY FUCK?! Get a job, you able-bodied asshole! Fuck Grandpa Joe.... but do you have a golden twinkle in your eyes?