I have some really really really bad news...

[HeadClot]

We have lost a million or more gallons of bourbon in a warehouse collapse.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/05/us/bourbon-warehouse-collapse/index.html?utm_content=2018-07-05T17:00:26&utm_term=link&utm_medium=social&utm_source=fbAC

 

[Blind Owl]

OH MY GOD, NOOOOOOOO!!!

 

[Zookajoe]

THE HUMANITY! OH, THE HUMANITY!!

 

[Tealwraith]

Oh, the humanity! I think we'll need to fly the flag at half mast for the next week. On a side note, the thousands of fish that died in the bourbon have inspired a new recipe called Bream Flambe.

 

[SullyQuindarius]

 

[Printimus]

alcohol abuse

 

[Zookajoe]

Oh, the humanity! I think we'll need to fly the flag at half mast for the next week. On a side note, the thousands of fish that died in the bourbon have inspired a new recipe called Bream Flambe.

I don't think they are really dead. Well, dead drunk maybe.

Even if they are, it would not be the worst way to go...

 

[CosmicTrader]

OH MY GOD, NOOOOOOOO!!!

What he said.
Not BOURBON NOOOOOOO

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

Pause for a moments sad reflection... take a deep breath...

We will rebuild.

 

[Vavrik]

We have lost a million or more gallons of bourbon in a warehouse collapse.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/05/us/bourbon-warehouse-collapse/index.html?utm_content=2018-07-05T17:00:26&utm_term=link&utm_medium=social&utm_source=fbAC

It's OK... it's OK. It was Barton 1792, not Texas 1835. Phew! Scared me there for a moment!
Just think of all the bourbon soaked oak barrel staves though... That makes some great furniture. If I ever get a leg amputated, I want a peg leg made out of Kentucky Bourbon Oak. No better way to be a pirate!!!!