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Reminds me of some of the reviews and comments on sugar free gummy bears were people said they ate the whole bag and exploded their anus and shit like a fire hose.
Not to derail the post, but those sugar free gummy bears do work, we left a huge bowl of them in front of our office couple years ago on halloween, all the bathrooms on our floor were occupied the whole damn afternoon.
 

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What monster would make a sugar free gummy?

Theres only two ingrediants - Sugar and gelatin. That'd just be gelatin, wouldn't it?

It'd be like making a pancake without the flour - you'd just have eggs in milk.
Eggs and milk sound pretty good, you could possibly cook the milk down and make real creamy scrambled eggs. Better yet, you could make eggnog with some seasonings and spices and spike it with some booze.
 
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Not to derail the post, but those sugar free gummy bears do work, we left a huge bowl of them in front of our office couple years ago on halloween, all the bathrooms on our floor were occupied the whole damn afternoon.


I had a candy jar at work with equal parts M&M's, Skittles, and Reese's pieces. Put that bowl like that next to the sugar free gummy bear bowl, so if they don't like gummy bears they'll more than likely go for the other bowl.
 
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Whats wrong with eggs and milk or the the form that contain them?
I have no idea what that form is, i've even looked on Google I can't find any foodstuff that only contains milk + eggs....?
 

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Looks like you might be able to make it without the gelatin too.

Gloooooooooooooooop!
All I can see in my minds eye now is that the Haribo factory is this, multiplied by a thousand.
 

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All this talk of milk and laxatives reminds me of one of our national treasures, the Rum in da Milk song...
Rough translation of the chorus section goes like:
rum in the milk, this will knock you down;
rum in the milk, this will "make you shit your pants" buddy
...


I'm pretty sure you don't want to watch and listen to this, but here you go lol
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROhw9iJcfS8
 

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So yesterday I was thinking of FOIPing, but I had folks over and the wife didn’t think it would be appropriate... well by the time they left I just didn’t have the energy to FOIP. Had a mint went to bed... see dirty as hell
 
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