Hopefully they make this long weekend thing permanent... but it doesn't matter. Mid September I fulfill my lifelong dream of being yelled at by someone half my age.
Joining THE ARMY! HOOOOOWAH!
I'm BACK! (in 18 hours + family time). Is SOTS 17 or 19 out yet? [CONCERN!]
- Thread starter CrudeSasquatch
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Joining THE ARMY! HOOOOOWAH!
stars put down the crude and step away slowly :o
Someone who is 17????? :D:D:D:D:D
EpilepticCricket
Space Marshal
@CrudeSasquatch You totally missed out on some delicious biltong that may or may not have been sent to @Blind Owl by myself. I don't want him thinking he would get away with it since I'm pretty sure I told him to save you some. Of course I might have been drunk and just said something about snoozing and losing. Either way, you missed out on having Montoya's meat in your mouth.
Beerjerker
Grand Admiral
Welcome back!
We didn't tell anyone about your secret identity, honest!
We didn't tell anyone about your secret identity, honest!
He didn't even ACKNOWLEDGE is EXISTENCE until I read your postpost out loud!
That BASTARDS!
I want Montoya meat in my mouth!
The number of drinks I promised to have has expanded by one. My family understands
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Oh, and Montoya is most likely a drag queen judging by some of his more recent SoTS.
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wait, we didn't know that already
The bald head gave it away for me
Oh, and Montoya is most likely a drag queen judging by some of his more recent SoTS.
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wait, we didn't know that already
The bald head gave it away for me
holy shit how did i not see this until now. WELCOME BACK FROM THE WOODS CRUDE!!!
Soven Taliesyn
Space Marshal
We'll, who doesn't......I mean besides everybody.
Glad to see you're still as spunky as ever
Is it like living in The Division?
I ate it all. Every last pieces of his juicy, salty meat.
Sharing was not an option.
Except with my wifey. She earned a piece of Montoya's meat. Don't ask how.
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Says the guy who's napping now. ;)
Sheesh.
Of course, this probably means all you lads and lasses will be seeing us in the verse later.
Drunk.
I drank one for you tonight. It was great.
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No way - and you really think that this job will satisfy you, in your age (sorry, no offense)?? I can already hear your bone and joint (and honour) scream. ;)
Peace88
Space Marshal
Good to see ya Squatch !!!! Glad your back ( at least for a bit ).:D
It was... It is...
I have to edit the pictures a little bit because apparently I signed an NDA and I don't want them coming back to me. It's more like living in Fallout 3 & 4. Except for the decontamination. That's like living in The Division. Surreal actually. Walking around in a school with posters up that say "Spring Dance, June 4th! Get tickets now! Hotdogs $1!". They never did get to the dance...
And the state of things when people got the evacuation notice. You can tell which teachers in the school were calm and had the kids leave in an orderly fashion, and who just shit the bed and ran away screaming. Some rooms have all the shoes on top of the desk, and the pencil cases are right next to them, and the homework is under the shoes.... some rooms look like a bomb went off. I found a kids prosthetic leg (Hot Wheels!), and thought "Maybe little Timmy probably wanted that..."
This jerk let my "nap" go for 8 hours, and now I'm awake at 3am! (it's 4:30 now). I'm wasted! WASTED! and everyone else is asleep!
/hands you a comfort beer and a teddy bear
DarthMatter
Space Marshal
As someone not familiar with other countries evacuation-procedures... Why put the shoes on the table?
At my school we always had two pairs of shoes with us/stored at school, one indoor and one outdoor, so that we never would need to put on shoes when we needed to evacuate (and because the floors where really cold during winter). But the extra pair was always left wherever you left them last during fire-evac-practice.
I guess that's what happened. Inside and outside pairs...
What I mean to say is that some rooms were what you'd expect; kids stuff left in a hurry.
Other rooms had tables flipped and looked like people had faught to the death over the last candy bar.
DarthMatter
Space Marshal
In case of emergency, don't leave any candy bars behind! Whatever you do, don't let that candy bar go to waste!