I'm producing fortune cookies for CitizenCon and need your help!

[Cloudscape]

Hi there, I'll be producing custom fortune cookies to distribute around CitizenCon - however I need your help to come up with witty and funny Star Citizen related fortunes to put inside them!

We'll be picking editing and producing up to 15 messages! The limit is 3 lines of text up to 26 characters each.

Eg. "You will find an
unexpected guest
in your cat"

 

[Montoya]

Hmm, fortune cookie messages?

I got this!


Your ship sucks, Aurora is best!

The Carrack will never be complete.

The Banu Merchantman will be stuck in development hell forever!

 

[Xist]

Test Squadron happens.

Make sure you have insurance!

 

[at-2500]

The Freelancer will not fit through small jump points.

 

[SullyQuindarius]

All ships will hit above their weight.

Tessa is never returning to the PU, but will make a cameo in S42.

 

[Knightwolf]

"chalk this one up to experience"

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

"Cider is not a study aid."

"When in doubt, don't... unless you really really want to."

"When you have found your keys, why continue to search for them?"

"Perfection is a flaw in itself."

"Does having an excuse make you overqualified?"

"To arrive at ones desired destination, one must first depart."

All of the above are, to my knowledge, 'BobFace originals. Use them in good health, my friend.

 

[Montoya]

Soon™

 

[Printimus]

You will fall in love with something new soon

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

谷歌翻译目前正在进行维护

 

[at-2500]

A unique investment opportunity will present itself very soon. Don't squander it [Go buy that Kraken].

 

[Montoya]

90 days tops.

 

[Sirus7264]

remember its not a real fortune unless you can put in bed at the end

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

If you are willing to accept the consequences, nothing is regrettable.

 

[Cloudscape]

This fortune has been pushed to v3.4

 

[Cloudscape]

a friend strutting his stuff
will obstruct your vision

 

[Han Burgundy]

Man in orbital toilet is high on pot.

 

[Shadow Reaper]

Your ship will be destroyed tomorrow by an Aurora pilot.

You are destined for greatness, as a TEST Squadron Javalin turret gunner.

Please don't feed seafood to donkeys.

Yellow dots have no meaning.

No, she said to fly over. . .

 

[August]

If at first you don’t succeed add beer and try again

 

[Deroth]

BEER!
...the other other brown meat.

Maple syrup...
...it is what is for dinner!

If you cannot hit your target
drink until you see so many targets it looks like you're hitting some of them.