EpilepticCricket
Space Marshal
I, uh... I just set an alarm on my phone for the night before called 'trash night'.
And yet you're still around!I make the wife take the garbage out.
Rekt/10And yet you're still around!
R E C L A I M E R //////*'-+&%$£√•®•`^×[I hope bin man becomes a job in the PU, then we can recreate this moment every day.
Every. Single. Day.
Hmm, starting the day off with some cardio? :pIm lying in bed all cozy, drifting between a satisfying sleep and waking up.
Suddenly the squeaky brakes and rattling sounds of bottles being dumped into the garbage truck start getting closer.
Its garbage day and Im the loser that forgot to take the garbage out last night!
Now Im sprinting down the stairs half asleep, in my underwear!
Scrambling out to the side of the house, damp grass at my bare feet and my underwear getting more fresh air than they should, I grab the very full garbage bin and make a run for the curb!
I missed it, but by the time I made it to the curb, he was going up the other side of the street.
He sees me and most probably recognizes my look of defeat, Im sure he has seen it many times! lol
Good guy garbage truck man slows down and stops outside my house on the opposing side of the street and signals for me to bring the garbage across!
Mission successful!
Now for coffee.
Yes, your supposed to be bringing him a beer now.Interesting, so you say its a weekly event?