"Star Citizens of every organization! I come to you as a messenger from the glorious leader of TEST SQUADRON, Montoya, on this day, the celebration of his birth! In recognition that with age comes wisdom, Montoya has renounced war and violence and the taking of profit by violent means! He has instituted a program of genetic engineering that has transformed every member of TEST squadron into giant, fuzzy bunnies that want only to eat salad, drink beer and mate frequently! Further, Montoya has decreed that the only methods for making a living for TEST bunnies is beer distribution from our Beerfarers, organic carrot farming and quantum Big Benny's food delivery franchises. So relax, 'verse! We are totally safe and even hypoallergenic! So lay down your arms and join us! We are totally not going to pull anything funny when you do!"